Demigods React #19

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Luke: You old perv!

Percy: My Mom will kill me if she knew I'm watching Miley swinging naked.

Apollo: A wonderful song getting destroyed by a porn video.

Nico and Bianca: (sing better than Miley) I came in like a wrecking ball!

Hazel: What. Is going on?

Hecate: (covers her mouth)

Leo: Oh, I hate this scene.

Hephaestus: WHY SHE'S LICKING THE HAMMER? DON'T SWINGING WITHOUT YOUR CLOTHES ON! I'VE NEVER DO SUCH THING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

Jason: This video is so mess up and dirty.

Aprhodite: Love matter? Heartbroken?

Piper: Liam left her for good!

Frank: (closes his eyes) When it will stop? When will it stop? Why you have to show me this repulsive video?

Mars: (yawns)

Hades: Thank you. For making my life miserable.

Question Time
Stolls: Who was that?

Hermes: It's Miley Cyrus.

Thalia: Ex-Disney star Miley Cyrus.

Juno: A wannabe prostitute!

Hephaestus: A whore who licks and humps into tools.

Stolls: When did you first know her?

Piper: Disney channel.

Percy & Poseidon: (sings terribly) Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days.

Apollo: She used to be Hannah Montana.

Rachel: I remember all her days as Hannah Montana aka Miley Steward.

Stolls: From the videos that we've shown you, what do you learn from them?

Artemis: From a young innocent girl to a slutty woman. Although I'm not in favor to use the word 'slutty', but she was too overrated.

Zoe: Lady Artemis, do not forget the phrase 'go astray'.

Aphrodite: Miley supposed to be beautiful and young. Now look at her! She turned into a classless whore!

Piper: (coughes)

Aphrodite: What sweetie? I'm telling the truth.

Bianca: A revolution of music from country to cheap pop. During the Disney days, Miley sang country songs, today, we see her as a woman who makes pop music.

Stolls: Which type of Miley do you prefer?

Hazel: The Hannah Montana Miley.

Luke: I like her time when she sang 'Party in the USA'.

Frank: Old Miley.

Mars: No! New Miley!

Jason: The old Miley is way better the *****.

Stolls: Why did Miley change after she had quited Disney?

Thalia: Miley Cyrus might be envious for freedom. Normal teenagers could party all night and dating freely while she spent her entire childhood in a studio. After leaving Disney, she became free by being slutty.

Nico: Maybe she had some mental breakdown or she just had taken a jar of drugs. I don't know the main reason but I knew she took drugs.

Hermes: Influences from media and other ****ty stuff that make her a ****ing slut.

Stolls: Miley Cyrus is known as the Queen of Twerks. Why do you think she promote twerking?

Juno: Mortal women and their big butts.

Leo: Big booties are chics and women will do anything to make their butts big.

Poseidon: Is twerk a type of sports? If it is, I can't see the point of it.

Stolls: We're going to give you watch the 2013 VMA Miley Incident.

Rachel: No way!

Frank: Please tell me you're joking.

Stolls: The clip starts now.

Frank: (screams) Nooooo!

2013 VMA Miley

Hecate: Is that a huge teddy bear?

Jason: Octavian paradise.

Poseidon: Here comes Miley! (screams)

Percy: (screams)

Piper: For once again Miley, your tongue is not sexy.

Aphrodite: Urghh! Her clothes! Is pretty disgusting!

Artemis: I don't see anything special. It's all about the dirty dancing.

Thalia: This is the worst performance I've ever seen.

Zeus: Twerk that booty, Miley!

Thalia: (slams the table)Shatup! Pervert!

Luke: No! Not the second song!

Hermes: Is that Robin Thicke?

Hazel: She's not wearing any clothes!

Zoe: I am closing my eyes. (adverts her eyes)

Bianca: Eww!

Hades: Urgh!

Nico: Bitch get out!

Rachel: Look at the Smiths.

Leo: My mind is poisoned with Miley Cyrus twerking.

Juno: Miley, have you no shame?

Apollo: She's slutty and she looks like a wannabe prostitute who have no actual talent except twerking.

Hephaestus: Is it done?

Mars: Yeah! That's ****ing awesome!

Frank: Dad, there are kids watching us.

Stolls: Finally, any words for Miley?

Artemis: Dear Miley Cyrus, I understand you want to break free. But you should make a good role model to the children that used to admire you.

Bianca: Miley, please be wake up and be that wonderful girl again.

Frank: Miley, it's okay to be yourself. Just remember partying all night and taking drugs isn't the solution.

Aphrodite: You used to be pretty and energetic, why do you have to choose a destructive life?

Juno: Miley Cyrus, if you make my husband fall for you, I'll make you loose your twerking ability!

Zeus: Oh sweet Miley, you are my belle and let's twerk together.

Thalia: Dad, you're in big trouble...

Hermes: Want to watch more? Please keep voting!

Apollo: Thank you for watching
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Apollo is hot!

Rachel: Seriously Lord Apollo?

Aphrodite: (in French accent) Bye!

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