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chapter 2

"Sasuke, point A"

"Sakura, point B"

"Okaka.." 'Y/N, point C'

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"NARUTO POINT D BELIEVE IT!"

"Hey Naruto, you're kinda slow," Kakashi said with a sweatdrop.

The four genin and jounin were tasked with catching a missing cat, Tora, who unknown to the rest was actually in Y/N's purring the whole time. Naruto then jumped out and tried to tackle the cat out of Y/N's arms which led to her side-stepping and Naruto falling on his face.

"Bonito Flakes?" 'Are you okay?' she asked even though she knew she was the reason he fell.

"I HATE CATS CAN'T WE GET A BETTER MISSION?!" Naruto screamed into the earpiece which deafened two of the genin and the jounin while the other took hers out since she saw him screaming coming.

Team 7 then went back to the Hokage's office, the anbu in the room bowed to Y/N but the other three genin thought they were being respectful to Kakashi. But Kakashi knew they were bowing to Y/N which he silently smirked at. Y/N waved at them and they both smiled underneath their masks.

"Ahh team 7 you have more D-Rank missions, babysitting, picking weeds, then there is-"

"NO, I WANT A REAL MISSION! THESE ARE FOR LITTLE KIDS I WANT SOMETHING CHALLENGING!!" Naruto shouted which was responded with,

"NARUTO YOU ARE JUST A GENIN! YOU CAN'T DO THOSE MISSIONS YET!!" Iruka yelled back.

Y/N and Kakashi looked at each other, to the Hokage who was watching with amusement, then back to each other and sighed,

"We are going to be in so much trouble later"

The Hokage started talking about how mission ranks go from D-S and how each mission is for a certain rank of ninja. Y/N turned to Kakashi, pulled him down and jumped on his back then fell asleep. He just stood there in shock then shook his head, smiled, then turned to listen to Naruto talking about ramen.

"HEY ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING?!?"

"A-ah yes w-we were Lord Hokage haha" Kakashi sweatdropped,

"Hey, where did Y/N-chan go Kakashi?" Hiruzen asked slightly confused, to which Kakashi turned to the side to show Y/N sleeping peacefully on his back muttering about onigiri.

"I see, well Naruto I will give you guys a C-Rank mission. Bring him in please!" The Third raised his voice slightly at the end.

All the people in the room besides Y/N turned to the door for a drunk man carrying a bottle of alcohol to walk in.

"Eh, these are the ninjas protecting me? What's with the short one with the idiotic face do you really want me to believe he is a ninja?"

With that, the three awake genin all looked at their height to find that he was talking about Naruto.

"I'LL DEMOLISH YOU!"

"Hey! Naruto you can't demolish the client!" Kakashi said while grabbing Naruto, but forgetting about Y/N, "a-ah Y/N-chan a-are you o-okay...?"

The whole room turns to the S-Rank ninja and former anbu captain who is now on her back fallen on the floor. She slowly lifts herself up into a sitting position with her hair covering her eyes with a shadow, then tilts her head up slightly. Y/N then releases a small amount of KI just to scare Kakashi, which accidentally scares everyone while the Hokage nervously laughs and the anbu are nervously inching closer to each other.

"Now, Y/N-chan you know I didn't mean it right? It was an accident Y/N-chan I needed to make sure Naruto didn't kill the client. Come on Y/N-chan you believe me right? You wouldn't hurt your dear Kashi-san, right? Right..?"