MCU
Peter as Spider-Man: *walks into a mafia gang meeting*
Peter: Wait wrong place *walks towards the ice cream shop in the other direction*
Mafia Gang:
Mafia Gang:
Peter: *rushing back* WAIT NO STOP CRIMINALS
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VLD
Pidge: Hey Allura! If you're royalty, and all other Altean royalty is dead, doesn't that make you Queen?
Allura: I guess it does
Keith/Lance/Matt: *enters room* Moring Princess, Pidge
Pidge: Actually, it's Queen now
Keith/Lance/Matt: Okay, good morning Queen Pidge
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MCU
Pepper: What are the kids doing?
Tony: *with no emotion* They have been conga dancing to cocaine song for the last 30 minutes
Shuri/Peter/Harley/Ned: *in the background* pLeAsE dOnT dO cOcAiNe! CoCaNiE rUiN yOuR bRaIn! pLeAsE dOnT dO cOcAiNe! CoCaInE rUiN yOuR bRaiN!
Tony: I no longer have a soul.
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HOO
Percy: Orion's Belt is a big waist of space
Leo: Terrible joke. Only three stars
Piper/Annabeth: *facepalms* Why did we let them hang out together?
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MERLIN
(2:00 AM)
Knights: *rushing to Merlin's room* Merlin we need your-
Merlin sitting criss cross on his bed waiting: I will help you if you promise that next time when I tell you not to do the stupid stuff you'll actually listen.
(20 minutes later)
Knights+Merlin: *running away from magic goats*
Merlin: Why do I even try talking sense into you people?
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HP
(Texting)
Gryffindor: K
Ravenclaw: Potassium is a nice element
Ravenclaw: Very reactive
Ravenclaw: Unlike the response you just gave
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VLD
Lance: Wait, Matt?
Matt: Yeah?
Lance: You said that the Garrison fixed your eyes, but then why does Rizavi still have glasses?
Matt: Oh no, I can't see anything. I just swing my stick around hoping I hit the bad guys
Keith: Then why don't you ask Pidge to give your glasses back?
Matt: She scares me
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HTTYD
Ruffnut: *answers a shoe like a phone* Hold on, I can't hear you. Let me put you on sneaker
Hiccup: I am begging you to stop
Tuffnut: Come on, they're hilarious! Clearly, you have no sole
Twins: *die laughing*
Hiccup: ...I regret everything
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TKC
(3:00 AM)
Carter: Um... what are you doing?
Sadie: *spinning around the kitchen in a giraffe hoodie with flamingos shaped sunglasses eating ice cream straight out the tub* I'm vibing what does it look like I'm doing?!
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MCU
Shuri: What time are you feeling?
Tony: What?
Shuri: What time are you feeling?
Tony: It's 5:47?
Shuri: I know, but what time are you feeling?
Peter: *from other side of the room* It's 7 o'clock
Ned: AM or PM?
Peter: I have no clue. It's just 7 in my head.
Harley: Cool
Tony: ???
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Carmen Sandiego
Player after one too many height jokes: I'm going to demonstrate to all of you how kneecaps are a privilege and not a human right
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TLOS
Connor: There used to be a spider in my room which totally freaked me out so every night before I went to sleep, I used to whisper a report of the weather to encourage it to go outside rather than stay inside and bite me in my sleep.
Alex: Oddly wholesome.
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PJO
Percy: There is no "i" in team, but there is one in pizza
Annabeth: So you're not sharing
Percy: Absolutely not. This is my blue pizza, get your own
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Aru Shah
(Sleepover at the museum after a quest)
Aiden after putting all of the mugs on the highest shelf: *drinking his tea and waiting for Aru to come and ask for help*
Aru: *enters room, half asleep looking for coffee because she has school tomorrow and needs to finish her essay, and opens cabinet*
Aiden: *still waiting and smirking*
Aru: *Spider-Man climbs up the shelfs and gets mug*
Aiden: *spits out tea*
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