Penguin is Anah. Monkey is Matt.
Anah's dress is to the side.
Ray LaMontagne (a.k.a. Mountain Guy) song to the side, also.
Enjoy.
Sarah, xx
Penguin: *whines* Matt! Just tell me where we’re going so I can dress appropriately.
Monkey: *smirks* Nope. Oh, and ‘good afternoon’ to you too.
Penguin: Now is not the time for niceties, Sutter.
Monkey: What did I tell you about calling me by that name?
Penguin: What did I tell you about telling me to tell me where we’re going?
Penguin: And, yes, I am aware of how many times I used the word ‘tell’ before you even start, Smartass.
Monkey: There you go, obsessing about my ass again.
Penguin: I’m not obsessing.
Monkey: But you are pouting. Aren’t you?
Penguin: Go away.
Monkey: Matt 1. Anah 0.
Penguin: It’ll be Matt- sadly single, Anah- blissfully unattached, if you don’t tell me where we’re going!
Monkey: You’d miss me if I were to go.
Penguin: Doubt that.
Monkey: Oh, really? Then who will do that thing that you like, huh?
Penguin: Pervert.
Monkey: *wink* I’m your pervert though.
Penguin: Kindly explain to me why I’ve just had a second delivery of a dozen red roses?
Monkey: Because one wasn’t enough?
Penguin: Matt… *shakes head* *smile* One was more than enough.
Monkey: Potato, potato.
Penguin: You’re silly.
Monkey: Apparently, it’s a side effect of being in love. Deal with it.
Penguin: So… where are we going?
Monkey: Nice try, Anah. I’m still not going to tell you.
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Short StoryWhen Anah Miller, agony aunt to the whole of Hastings Academy, replies to Clueless and Useless' e-mail about his unrequited love, little does she know that's she's opened Pandora's Box. A few days later, when she receives a text from an unknown numb...
