𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗱, hp social media

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GROUP CHAT

gingers rule!

new names!

ron- wallenby 🥱
harry- sexy mf 💍
hermione- drag queen😘
y/n- momo 👻

momo👻:
guys— i think i
forgot how to breathe

drag queen😘:
Harry come give y/n
some mouth to mouth

wallenby🥱:
he can't, he's playing
quidditch you idiot

momo👻:
i don't know
how to breathe

momo👻:
mione, come give
me mouth to mouth.

drag queen😘:
oh you'd like that,
wouldn't you?

momo👻:
very much

wallenby🥱:
i just told seamus to tell
dean to tell george to tell
fred to tell jordan to play
WAP on the speakers

wallenby🥱:
i'm so cool

drag queen😘:
minnie doesn't look very
happy

momo👻:
she secretly loves it,
look she's even nodding her
head to it

momo👻:
everyone needs a ron
in their life

drag queen😘:
anyway why can't you
breathe?

momo👻:
BECAUSE HARRY LOOKS
SO FUCKING HOT PLAYING
QUIDDITCH

wallenby🥱:
ew that's my brother
you're talking about

momo👻:
be quiet. it's not as
if i'm saying i want to
snog him.

momo👻:
although i wouldn't mind
if i did
(erased!)

drag queen😘:
HE JUST SCORED
ANOTHER GOAL
WOOOO

wallenby🥱:
GRYFFINDORS WINS
SUCK THAT UP
SLYTHERINS YA NASTY
SCUMS

momo👻:
let's not forget
that my uncle is a
slytherin  and not
all of them are bad 🔪

wallenby🥱:
right ok..

momo👻:
do you want a slap?!?

drag queen😘:
HE JUST
SHRIEKED LIKE A LITTLE
GIRL PLS

sexy mf💍:
the chosen one
has arrived

momo👻:
alr you cocky bitch
sit tf down

sexy mf💍:
oh so you think
that i looked hot
playing quidditch?

sexy mf💍:
well i mean everyone
does but.. 😏

momo👻:
goodbye

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