Author's note:
This isnt a real chapter cuz YOLO but I'm doing something that i use to do all the time and that was make funny and random stories to go along with the actual book so enjoyyyyy.
~ Alexandria :3
Alexandria's POV
* ringgggg, ringggggggg, rinnnggggggg*
" HELLO SABRINAAAAA! -
" THIS IS ALEX AND - - "
" You have reached the voice mail box of Sabrina.. . . . .. "
" OH welll that's awkward...."
" FUCK YOU SABRINA!!"
" hehehehehe."
" what the fuck was that?" I said timidly.
" WAAAAAAAAAAAA!" A voice screamed.
" SABRINA FUCKING BITCH FacE! I WILL ATTACK YOU!" I yellled.
* Jason walks through door*
" what are you yelling at?" He asked examining my 'fighting pose'.
" UMMMMMM.... nothing at all. mhmm yep nothing at all. what about you MISTER!" I asked suspiciously.
"just.... wearing cackies." He said blinking.
" THEN WALK ALONG!" I yelled pointing towards the bathroom.
" um alrighty. " he said.
" ATTTAACKKKKK!" Someone screamed and came running at me.
" WHAT THE HOLY GUACAMOLE! WHO WAS THAT? YA LITTLE SEA BISCUIT GET OUT HERE!!" I yelled waving a potato in the air as my defense mechanism.
" hehehhehehe!" IT said again.
" JASON GET OUT HERE!!!"
" yes honey bunny." He said lazily.
" DONT ' honey bunny' ME! THERE IS SOMETHING TRYING TO ATTACK ME!"
" what?" He asked in pure confusion.
" HEHEHEE!" It said again.
"HOLY FUCK BALLS WHAT WAS THAT?!?" JAson screamed like a little girl and jumped into my arms.
Rolling my eyes i dropped my arms so that he fell on his fat ass.
" I SAW SOMETHING BLUE!" Jason yelled.
" are those eyes....?!"
"OH MY GOD THEY aRE EYES!!!! IT'S A DEMONNNNNN!!!!!"
" hahahhahahaha that i am." it said.
" I bet ya it's that bitch Sabrina." Jason said hintingly.
" I AINT NO BITCH...... BITCH!" Sabrina yelled showing her full self.
" YOU ARE A BITCH! YOU SCArED THE FLYING POTATO OUT OF ME!" I screamed at her.
" calm down wife." Sabrina said.
" You are married?" Jason asked.
" What?" i said.
" I have a girlfriend." Sabrina said.
" But arent you married?" Jason asked.
" That's what she said.... Ha ha ha." I joked.
" Shut the fuck up?" Fira said.
" FIRA?!" We all asked.
" Oh hey guys, I was just looking for some cows to slaughter." She replied nonchalantly.
" Um.. Im a vegetarian Fira." I informed her.
" So?"
" okay.... whatever." I replied.
" WIFEYYYYYY!!!" Sabrina screamed, jumping onto a cat and hugged and yada yada it.
" WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK........."
* wakes up *
" OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE WORST DREAM EVER!!" I screamed breathing heavily.
" HEHEHEHEHEE." a high pitched voice said.
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The end....... you are welcome Dingo xD
BINABASA MO ANG
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