The forest of death, News of the Oreo-pedo

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I hate the forest of death part of the Chunin exams so I'm gonna make this as brief as possible and this is the reason Tamako isn't doing the exams with team 7
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Tamako's POV
"Death, forest, kill" I muttered those being the only things I heard because of the thoughts of 'go back in time and make every hokage eat lots of dango', screw it I'm obsessive.
"What did you say?"
"Sorry Anko sensei, but could you repeat the rules"
An irk mark appeared on her forehead as it had taken her so long to tell everyone else.
"Just sign here and no you know no rules"
"So I kill everything in sight and pass?" I said with a question mark above my head
"No, *sigh* get two scroll types, your given one you get the other and get to a tower"
"Understood" I saluted Anko and walked through the crowd to a door.

I waited for like eh five minutes before we were told to start.

"BEGIN"

I jumped in and started looking for creatures. ah someone right next to me... a grass ninja, an image of a ninja made out of grass crossed my mind. I shook that thought out of my mind almost as quickly as it came.

"Aaaaa"
"Ooh a battle cry" I spoke "I wonder where it's comin from" I said calmly as I jumped into a tree
"Give me your scroll b*tch"
"Language...eh... can I have your scroll and some dango" I replied smiling
"What you give me your f*ckin scroll"
"Language you... swearing grass thing"
"What I'm gonna f*ckin kill you, you f*ckin bitch"
"Eh ba-bye" I said cutting of her unattractive head. "oh here's the scroll and it's an earth one, perfect" I said as if I had not just killed someone

"Why YOU!" A voice
"Huh me" I replied
"Yes you...you...murderer"
"Huh this is the ninja world so she attacked and lost her head"
"You!" Another voice
screamed
"Storm release laser circus" and now the ninja were now dead ninja.

"Electro magnetic murder" I chanted. now I have a shield of lightening and can move faster. I ran swiftly to the tower.

I pulled the two scrolls out my pocket.
"Well nice to see your back Tama"
"Yes I am Minoru"
"So how've you been"
"Good, the test was way to easy"
"Okay see you later"
"Ehem"
"What"
I put my hand out
"Dango"
"Get lost"
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"YOU GIVE ME MY FUDGIN DANGO!"

Hokage POV

"Yes kazekage it is highly unlikely anyone will beat your children" I said
"Yes that's right" he replied
"Tamako's on her own so most of the competition is out the window"
"And why is she on her own?"
"She's too strong for these exams so she had to do it alone"
"Is that so?"
"Yes she's highly skilled for her age"
"What age is she"
"10"
"Isn't she too your for serious missions"
"Yes and she has a major love for..."
"NO"
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"YOU GIVE ME MY FUDGIN DANGO!"
I sweat dropped "dango" I mumbled finishing my previous sentence
"Who were they"
"*sigh* Tamako and Minoru Senju"
"I see"

Tamako's POV
After my victorious argument I went into the tower I had to spend the rest of the week in.

I found a sofa in the living room. I say down but got very bored so I sealed my sword in my arm, making a wolf tattoo appear on my arm, and sat upside down

"Hmph I bet we're the first people here" an abnoxious voice said
"Are you now" I said in a completely bored tone
"What! how'd you beat us"
"Your slow, sand siblings"
"Oh and what and who are you" came the cat's voice
"Name's Tamako and I'm very bored"
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Okay done

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