room 609 | r.p

t w e n t y • o n e

drew
yeah
in a sHOW
NOT IN REAL LIFE

madison
chase you're just being stupid now luv

chase
BE QUIET
YOU LEAD JOHN B ON

madison
oh for fucks sake

madelyn
thIS ISNT OBX THIS IS REAL LIFE

chase
okay
so we're just gonna pretend that your dad didn't kill my dad? yuuup okay 😍

syd
oh my fucking god-

chase
you can't talk
you're a pussy who couldn't even admit that you liked jj AND you made ur dad think that you died

syd
I WAS STUCK ON A BOAT HELPING UR ASS
CAN I REMIND YOU THAT YOURE THE ONE WHO WAS HIDING FROM THE POLICE
SARAH AND I WERE HELPING YOU
WHAT WAS I MEANT TO DO?
SWIM?

chase
YES
YES YOU WERE
I DIDNT NEED YOUR HELP

syd
YOU LITERALLY SPENT HALF THE TIME SHOVING UR TONGUE DOWN SARAHS THROAT TF

chase
wHY IS THAT EVEN RELEVANT

syd
BECAUSE YOU HAD BEEN DATING FOR LIKE 2-4 BUSINESS HOURS AND ALREADY CONFESSED YOUR LOVE AND SAID "YOUD RATHER DIE THAN BE WITHOUT EACH OTHER"
LIKE WTF
*GAGS*

chase
SHUT UP
YOU AND JJ EXCHANGED FUCKING RINGS
AND THE SHOW ISNT EVEN FILMING RN AND YOURE STILL WEARING THEM
WHOS THE SIMP NOW YOU BITCH

syd
...
omg hey guys would you look at the time
i've gotta go mop my lawn
see you!

chase
nO COME ON
COME BACK
FACE THE TRUTH

drew
genuine question
would you even be able to mop a lawn
like
just think about it

rudy
i dunno man
i feel like the grass would just get stuck in the mop and you'd end up ripping the lawn apart
plus the dirt would just get everywhere

drew
faaact

austin
... are you two stupid

madison
i'm gonna pretend that you both just didn't have a convo about being able to mop a lawn—

rudy
don't judge
the conversation was very educational

drew
i rate it a solid 10/10
you're just jealous that you don't think like us

madison
okay so i'm friends with a bunch of two year olds   🕳🚶‍♂️

madelyn
hold on
did syd actually leave

syd
yes she did
wAIT FUCK

chase
gOTCHA BITCH

syd
no
bby i'm not even here
i'm a ✨ hallucination ✨

chase
no you're just twelve

syd
eat a cock ❤️

jonathan
i was sleeping what is happening

austin
are you dyslexic?
swipe up and read for yourself and then you'll find out 😃🤌

jonathan
thE SASS ON IT—

austin
iT?
DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN IT?

jonathan
yES I DID

madelyn
oh my fucking god
here comes round 27578

syd
round 69*

madelyn
...did you really just come back to say that

syd
yes
yes i did

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a lil text chapter bc i missed writing these

this is also so chaotic sorry not sorry 💀

anyways

yALL WE JUST HIT HALF A MILLION ON STRAWBERRY SCENTED SURF WAX

HALF A MILLION

WHAT THE FUCK

i cant even express how happy i am at the moment... thank you so so so much, this means the absolute world to me. i'm so glad that you guys enjoy the things i write

also not yall talking about my stories on different fics and recommending them to people?! aH that's literally so amazing... cant believe that i've put something out that people genuinely enjoy and want to share with others :)

again, i love you all, thank you so much <3