Cop: you're under arrest for trying to carry three halflings on a single motorcycle.
Aragorn: wait... what do you mean, "three"?
Cop: yes, three.
Aragorn: oh, fuck.
Cop: sir?
Aragorn: PIPPIN FUCKING FELL OFF
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Cop: you're under arrest for trying to carry three halflings on a single motorcycle.
Aragorn: wait... what do you mean, "three"?
Cop: yes, three.
Aragorn: oh, fuck.
Cop: sir?
Aragorn: PIPPIN FUCKING FELL OFF