ELROND: I am the allmighty judge and I rule in favor of Aragorn. Moving along... Whose clothes were confiscated by Sauron?
PIPPIN: That's a dirty question!
FRODO: What does confiscated mean?
SAM: [hits buzzer] Pippin!
ELROND: [giving him a you're-stupid look] Uh, no.
SAM: But... [thinks] Pippin was at the Black Gates... and not in his Hobbit clothes...
FRODO: What does confiscated mean?
ARAGORN: [bangs his buzzer really hard] I know! Frodo!
SAM: No. If it were Mister Frodo I would have known the answer.
ARAGORN: But it was Mister Frodo! I mean, Frodo!
ELROND: Frodo is the right answer.
SAM: [breaking into tears] Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
ELROHIR: Maybe they're not as close as one might have thought after the council.
[Sam cries harder]
ELLADAN: Nice going, bro. You made the cry baby cry harder.
