Pippin: 911, hey I hate to be "that hobbit" but I glued myself to the ceiling again-
Later
Sam: [sneezes]
Pippin, glued to the ceiling: bless you.
Sam: ... GOD???
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Pippin: 911, hey I hate to be "that hobbit" but I glued myself to the ceiling again-
Later
Sam: [sneezes]
Pippin, glued to the ceiling: bless you.
Sam: ... GOD???