Forgetfulness Cannot Count Change

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Nicole: How much change is this, F?

Forgetfulness: *counting the quarters* Three cents.

Nicole: No! It's not three cents!

Forgetfulness: Yes, it is!

Nicole: That's with pennies, you idiot! These are quarters!

Forgetfulness: Three quarters are three cents!

Nicole: 25, 50, 75! That's 75 cents!

Forgetfulness: Oh.

Nicole: You are a complete moron, F! You need to brush up on your math skills!

Me: Agreed!

-lemxncndy: Exactly!

Forgetfulness: I'm not a moron!

-lemxncndy: You seem like a moron to me!

Me: Exactly!

Forgetfulness: I um........

Nicole: Just shut up! You'll never be good at math!



This story was written on Tuesday, February 16th, 2021. (Mardi Gras)

A/N F needs to brush up on his math skills! When there are three quarters, that makes it 75 cents. Add another quarter, that makes it a dollar! Simple! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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