The odds are against Anne

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Everyone just sitting around the table eating food, like normal.

ANNE: Did you know the odds of choking to death is 1 in 2,696. That's greater than the odds of being hit by a car, which is 1 in 4,292.

JANE: *starts choking because of those odds*

ANNA: *gets up and pounds on Jane's back to stop her from choking*

ARAGON: Anne would you please just stop trying to kill us all off!

ANNE: What do you mean?

KITTY: Remember when you said the odds of 1 in 37500 people would be bit by a venomous snake?

ANNE: Yeah?

KITTY: Then Anna got bit by a snake at the zoo!

CATHY: Remember when you told us the odds of electrocution?

ANNE: Yeah

CATHY: I got electrocuted by my laptop later that day!

ANNE: I don't see why this matters?


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