Top Wing- Random/Short Stories

#31

Swift: You were drunk last night

Rod: I wasn't

Swift: You started cutting a pineapple at 3 am and yelled: "Stop hiding, Spongebob! I know you're there!"

Rod: ...

Rod: But did I find him..?

Swift: I don't want to answer that

Rod: Why?

Swift: I-

Brody: He placed a Spongebob toy in front of you and said: "He's here!"

Swift: I did not!

Rod: So you DO care about me! :D

Swift: Shut the F*CK up you son of a b*tch!

Rod: I.. :"(

Swift: Unless you're a cloud, stop crying

Brody: LMAO YES

Rod: Why are you so mean to me?

Swift: Because everything I do, I MEAN it

Brody: Dying of laughter

Rod: 😢