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"Yes Patrick I got you a puppy." Said Bob
"Why the hell did you get me a dog," I said, "wasn't the point to have someone to protect me, this dog looks likes it wouldn't be ables to protect itself."
"Don't make fun of Fluffy, he has feelings"said Bob
"Fluffy, oh god!" I said. Bob glared at me. "Oh right, sorry."
"Fluffy may look innocent but just you wait." Bob said as he waved his hand as if dismissing something. All of a sudden I heard a noise behind me, and when I turned around I saw a BIG, HUGE, elephant?
"Um Bob I think you made a mistake," then I heard a terrifying roar, " that's not an elephant." Suddenly Fire shot out of the elephants trunk and Fluffy sprang into action. First barking and running around the elephants feet then slowly growing bigger and more aggressive looking then a grizzly bear. I couldn't believe it! Fluffy was my own personal HELLHOUND!
"Now you treat him with respect and he will follow you like a dog on a leash, no pun intended." Said Bob
"Sweet thanks" and I hugged him. Don't ask me why I did I'd but man did it feel weird.
He cleared his throat, I could tell it was just as uncomfortable for him that it was for me. " You must get back to training now go."
