Undertale Reacts

Reacting to Bonetrousle

"This is your first video." A voice tells the Undertale group, opening up a portal from the void, and yeeting a dvd out of it. "React." (portal disappears) 

"It's time for my big number, Sans! Hit it!"

"Ok." (small crash off screen)

A couple people, including Sans, chuckle at this while Papyrus glares at them.

"Sans, I meant play the music."

"Ok." (Trombone music plays)

"Really brother?" Papyrus asks Sans, who magically has gotten his Trombone.

"Sorry Bro, I couldn't resist." Sans chuckles. Papyrus continues to look at him. "What bro?" Sans asks.

"I just thought you were gonna make a stupid pun." Papyrus replies, shocked that Sans didn't make an opportunity to make a joke.

"Nah bro." Sans chuckled. " I don't have the guts to make a pun."

"AAAAAAARRG-"

"Sans!"

"Ok. Now lets see here. Ah, here's the play button." (Bonetrousle begins)

"Are you ready for this brother?"

"I don't think anyone could be prepared for this."

"Shut up Sans. You just don't understand perfection."

Chara, who remembered how flawless Sans' attacks were in the Genocide Run, silently disagreed.

"En Garde now, Human. Now you face Papyrus, though the Guards failed to stop you, I can do it alone."

"Wait, the entire Royal Guard failed to stop you?" Undyne asked Frisk, who nodded. "I really need to hire better guards."

"To be fair Undyne, you couldn't beat the human either." Papyrus put in helpfully.

"Shut up."

"So be prepared for the ultimate tussle, as you try to show your muscle in this battle of bones. I see your face, you run all over the place." (switches to Papyrus' fabled blue attack)

"Wow. So hard Papyrus." Undyne remarks.

"Wait a sec, I know that look. Are you flirting with me?"

"I never did understand why you insisted on flirting with everyone." Chara, who could only be seen and heard by Frisk, told Frisk.

Once again, Frisk only shrugged.

"Papyrus, how do you know the look when someone flirts with you?" Sans asked suspiciously.

Papyrus went red and ignored this question.

"Please understand, I am in such high demand. I'm a skeleton with standards, mostly for Spaghetti."

Mettaton took a mental note of this.

"Please don't feel Blue, even though I'll capture you." (Frisk gets damaged on screen)

"My child, are you alright?" Toriel asked Frisk, who nodded.

"Tori, Frisk's HP is still above 20." Sans alerted Toriel, who looked again and saw that Sans was right.

"Oh." Toriel realized. "My child, how is your HP 27/20." 

Frisk gave Toriel a look that said "How exactly am I supposed to answer that?" (In my fanfic, Frisk is mute)

" 'cause you can do anything."

"All I have to do is try! Undyne will see, I can be a guard indeed."

Undyne realized that Papyrus was so determined to get into the Royal Guard, he didn't mind fighting and hurting Frisk. Papyrus was determined when he wanted to be.

"Yeah, there's just the kid you need."

"I just hate to say goodbye! Maybe one day we all can be friends, and when that day arrives, I know we'll have lots of fun! But until then, I've got to capture you, since you're a Human."

"but you're trying to make friends with one."

"Sans!"

Everyone laughed at this. Despite everything, Papyrus was still a goofball who wouldn't ever hurt a fly. Even Chara let out a small chuckle.

"Stop plaguing my number with incidental lyrics!"

"I thought they sounded pretty good."

"Well, I thought they sounded like NOT Papyrus, which is the worst kind of sound to be!"

"I mean that is true." Sans told his brother. "Not Papyrus is the worst thing to be."

"Oh, sorry then."

"It's ok Sans. I already forgave you. Come on, let's go enjoy some Grillby's."

"Did-, did you just forget you were in the middle of a fight?" Alphys asked Papyrus.

"I got lost in the moment!" Papyrus shouted defensively. 

"Uh, Papyrus?"

"Yes Brother?"

"The kid's still here, and the music's still playing. I'm pretty sure that means the song is not over."

"Whoopsie Doopsie! I completely forgot! Human! Prepare for my second verse attack!"

(Screen goes blank)

"Hey, what happened?" Papyrus shouted.

(Void opens and a calico cat jumps out)

"Sorry, but that's all I am presenting today." the cat tells them, licking it's paws.

"Why?" Papyrus asks.

"I have a huge test that I need to study for." the cat explains. "I can do a part two if you want, or just move onto the next chapter. But that is then. Now, I must study." 

(Cat jumps back through the portal and it closes.)

"If you really want me to make a part two of Bonetrousle, let me know. Otherwise I am just gonna move onto the next bit." the cat tells you, the reader. "First comment gets a shout out, and I do take requests, but I can't guarantee I will actually put it into my story. Until then, bye!"