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"Hello this is-"

"Are you the girl who gave me the number for Dominos?"

"What?"

"What's the number for Dominos?"

"Dominos? I'm sorry sir, this is Mama Mia's."

"NO! THE CHEESE! PEARL!"

"SHIT, ALEX!"

"Um, hello..?"

"Sorry about that mister, what will be your order?"

"Do you know the number for Dominos?"

"Duh. It's 1-1800-7-"

"Hey! It's you!"

"It is me!"

"Yeah!"

"Who is this..?"

"Oh, I'm the guy that called earlier."

"Oh man, did I give you Pizza Hut's number by accident?"

"What? No. I wanted to ask why you gave me Dominos number in the first place."

"Because Dominos is great! So is Pizza Hut, don't get me wrong, and have you tried Little Cesar's? God, the crust is so-"

"Ahem."

"What?"

"Do you not like Mama Mia's pizza or something?"

"Of course I do!"

"I'm confused."

"I'm in love with pizza, basically."

"In love? With pizza?"

"That's what I said."

"You're crazy."

"Oh I know."

"I just so happen to like crazy."

"And I so happen to love pizza, what's your point?"

"It's called flirting, cheesehead."

"Who are you calling cheesehead, bud?"

"The crazy pizza chick named Alex."

"Well, if you have nothing nice to say then don't say anything at all."

"Aw, did I huwt yow feewings?"

"What are you, five?"

"Seventeen, actually."

"Awesome, want an award or something?"

"Sassy, I like it."

"The only things I like are cheese, sauce, and crust. So good luck there buddy."

"Ouch."

"Is this how you spend your time? Flirting with girls over the phone?"

"Pretty much."

"Fantastic."

"I know."

"Well bud, it's been fun but I've gotta go. My cheese is melting."

"Guess it's not the first time I've melted a girls cheese."

"You just winked didn't you?"

"Yes."

"Bye."

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