What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Touya: Man that's such a turn off

Natsuo: DID YOU JUST MAKE A PUN

Touya: You know I did ;)

Fuyumi: This chat has become way too chaotic

Touya: That was the point

Touya: Become so chaotic that we piss everyone off, including the people in the chat

Touya: Like Shouto

Shouto: You're such a prick

Touya: And you're such a dick

Natsuo: And you both suck dick

Natsuo: Literally

Shouto: Haha you just got called out, Touy-ass

Touya: FIRST OF ALL, YOU DID TOO

Touya: SECOND, DON'T CALL ME THAT, SHIT-O

Shouto: Bold words coming from a bottom

Touya: WHAT THE FUCK??  I'M NOT A BOTTOM YOU ASS

Shouto: Why are you so mad, bottom

Touya: 😤

Touya: I.  AM.  NOT.  A.  BOTTOM.

Shouto: Hawks?

Keigo: Yeah, Touya wears bottoms

Shouto: The other bottom

Keigo: ...wait but I really—

Shouto: Remember what we talked about?

Keigo: But—

Shouto: I promised you, and I never break my promise :)

Keigo: I—

Shouto: 🔫😀

Keigo: sigh

Keigo: Yeah 😫 Touya is a huge bottom ✨💅 he literally can't do anything ✋😔 without having consent 💦 from me ✨✨✨

Shouto: That's more like it :)

Touya: Wtf—

Touya: Did you just threaten Keigo so he could call me a bottom?

Shouto: Threaten?

Shouto: I don't have the heart to do that :)

Keigo: Yeah, he actually bribed me with Yakitori 😫

Touya: THAT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL, DON'T DO THAT

Shouto: Sorry, I'm rolling in money, I can't hear you

Touya: YOU'RE A BITCH—

Shouto: 

Shouto: Words can't hurt me, these shades are Gucci

Natsuo: I think Shouto snapped lmfao

Touya: Sho-Sho fucking stop it, you're getting way too cocky

Shouto: Yeah, I do have a cock

Touya: STOP

Shouto:

Natsuo: Where's the popcorn

Touya: ShOuTo FuCk YoU

Shouto: Fuck me :)

Fuyumi: I—

Touya: What the fuck happened to my brother???

Touya: Natsuo, what the hell did you do to him??

Natsuo: What do you mean what did I do to him?

Touya: You're the one who's been teasing him this entire time, I dunno, you ask him

Natsuo: I—

Natsuo: Bitch tf 😀

Natsuo: You know what this is halftime entertainment, you two keep at it

Touya: fUcK

Shouto: -ing is fun

Natsuo:

Touya: OKAY SO FI— 

Touya: Wait

Touya: 

Shouto: :)

Touya: WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS

Shouto: Serious about what?

Touya: You literally just—

Shouto: :)

Shouto: Anyway, bye :)

Touya: WAIT GET BACK HERE—