What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Natsuo: ...I think I understand why Fuyumi has a Mirko shrine now—

Touya: YUMI

Touya: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE A SIMP

Fuyumi: Yeah whatever

Touya: RABBIT FUCKER

Shouto: This is coming from the chicken fucker

Touya: BROCCOLI FUCKER

Shouto: You're not allowed to call him that when your boyfriend is a chicken

Touya: I think a chicken is better than broccoli

Touya:

Touya: I believe in Keigo supremacy ✨✨✨

Shouto: 

Shouto: Well Izuku is very cute and beautiful, and I for one, think that he's better

Touya: No he isn't

Shouto: At least he didn't kill anyone

Touya: ...

Touya: TOO FAR >:0

Natsuo: Wait who killed someone?

Shouto: Yes

Touya: NO STFU WE'RE DONE WITH THIS CONVERSATION, KEIGO IS PERFECT, THAT'S THAT

Shouto: Izuku

Fuyumi: Mirko

Touya: Keigo

Natsuo: Guys guys guys, we get it, you guys are simps

Shouto: It's not my fault that Izuku's emerald eyes sparkle like millions of stars, and his smile is brighter than the Sun itself

Touya: aLriGhT LoVeR bOy

Touya: How did you even come up with that?

Shouto: All I'm doing is talking about what I see