Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Ch36 - Will Gege reply me?

Jing Huan looked at Yearning For, who was currently doing quests with him.

He had hinted to Yearning For so many times both in the open and in the dark, yet their relationship still remained at the level of "teammates". If they continued dawdling like this, his wonderful college days would be wasted on this slag guy!

He decided to play it straight! He wanted to start attacking Yearning For head-on!

When he thought of this, Jing Huan swallowed the golden throat lozenge in his mouth and sweetly called out, "Gege..."

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[Megaphone] Yearning For: We never started, so there's no need for any 'over yet'.

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[World] Garfield: What does he mean by "never started"?!

[World] Broken as I wish: ... how do I say this, no wonder he's a slag guy?

[World] With You: Can't Xiao Tianjing open up her eyes? If you don't stop destroying yourself in time, you'll be the next Immortal Mengmeng.

[World] Indistinct Without a Trace: One's willing to hit while the other's willing to get hit; slag guy and a slut, what a perfect combination!

Yearning For blocked the World Channel. He turned on the mic and said, "Talk."

Jing Huan asked carefully, "You won't get angry, right?"

Without waiting for Yearning For to speak, he continued softly, "I just... like you too much, I didn't mean to involve you."

This was Jing Huan's first time saying the word "like" to people aside from his family members. Because of his guilty conscience, his voice was extremely feeble when he said the word "like".

But through the sound card and wire, these minute details perfectly presented themselves as the shyness and nervousness of a young lady.

Even Yearning For, who was used to her passion, felt a bit absent-minded for a moment.

After a while, he snapped out of his daze.

"No." Xiang Huaizhi's tone sounded as per normal, "But I'd suggest for you to fall in love with someone else as soon as possible."

Jing Huan asked, "... why?"

"I don't date online." Xiang Huaizhi said frankly, "And I won't end up liking you either."

If it had been another girl, she would have probably been thoroughly heartbroken by now.

Jing Huan propped his chin on a hand and said pitifully, "I know... I never thought of really being together with Gege. I'm already very content to do instances and play in the arena with Gege."

On the other side, Lu Hang's PM box was about to burst. The melon-eating crowd in their guild had all PM-ed him to get some insider information on Yearning For and Xiao Tinajing.

Lu Hang replied to every single one of them, "I don't know". He looked up and said, "Xiangxiang, look at how infatuated Xiao Jingjing is with you ah. Honestly, why don't you just try it out with her?"