What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Touya: "Are you All Might's secret love child" looking headass

Touya: Mr "I'm like the Hand Crusher or something"

Touya: The kid who says "If I smile, they'll die???"

Shouto: YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE WHEN THAT HAPPENED

Shouto: HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW THAT THAT HAPPENED???

Touya: Your boyfriend's a fun kid to talk to

Shouto: ...what does that mean

Touya: I got his number

Shouto: YOU BITCH—

Shouto: I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NO

Touya: You should know by now that I don't listen :p

Touya: By the way, he said you choked him

Keigo: That's not very nice D:

Touya: Keigo

Keigo: Whhaaaaat?  That's meeeee

Touya: The dirty kind of choke

Keigo: ...

Keigo: Why choke someone when your hands are dirty???

Touya: Keigo, no—

Keigo: Keigo.. yes?

Touya: sigh

Touya: But I have other things to worry about

Touya: FIRST OF FUCKING ALL

Touya: SO YOU DID FUCK HIM

Touya: SECOND OF ALL

Touya: You didn't tell me you were a top

Shouto: I told you I was a top

Shouto: And no, I did not fuck him

Shouto: I don't even believe that you got his number

Shouto: You don't even have proof

Touya: No no, I'm most definitely sure I got his number

Touya: Right here is my proof ;)

Touya: 

Shouto: That's not even a real number—

Touya: This is 100% not made up

Touya: I totally didn't just go to my contact and change the name, profile, and number

Touya: No way

Touya: This is like true

Shouto: ...are you joking?

Touya:

Shouto: You know what, I'm just gonna leave—

Touya: Wait wait Shouto I have a serious question

Shouto: What???

Touya: Who did that green hair belong to??

Shouto: Bye

Touya: Sis get back here

Touya:

Shouto: NOPE

Shouto: STOP

Touya: Tell me whose hair it was then

Fuyumi: I'm curious as well...

Natsuo: I kind of just want Touya to stop bothering so I guess just give us the tea

Shouto: Ugh fine

Shouto: It WAS Izuku's.  But we sat down and watched movies together

Keigo: Did you watch Frozen???

Touya: Yeah, answer the question, Sho-Sho

Touya: Did you watch Frozen ;))))

Shouto: We watched Frozen... BUT NOT IN YOUR DISGUTING CONTEXT

Touya: Man, but all that snow

Shouto: Not fucking now

Shouto: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Touya: There were screams involved too

Shouto: No

Touya: The bed was shaking from how cold it was, I bet

Shouto: Touya

Touya: And the part where Anna's heart got Frozen, the climax must have been something else

Shouto: How do I block your number

Touya: Don't forget that one part where

Shouto: STOP I'M PUTTING YOU ON SILENT, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

Touya: That's a lie

Touya: ...

Touya: Shouto??

Touya: Don't ignore me—

Touya: SHOUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO