2p Hetalia Headcanons (requests)

~Zoom Calls with them~

2p! Germany: Not paying attention at all and probably playing with his dogs, asks a lot of dumb questions because he wasn't listening, failing all his classes probably

2p! Japan: listening to anime openings and vocaloid REALLY LOUD, never unmutes and never turns on his camera, somehow has outstanding grades

2p! Italy: always a kissass to teachers: literally NEVER SHUTS UP, always has his camera on, he wants people to believe he's just naturally great at school but actually spends hours studying to get good grades

2p! South Italy: dresses to the nines and does makeup EVERYDAY for zoom, seems well composed on the outside but dying and stressed out on the inside. His grades have gotten a bit worse but he's still doing pretty good

2p! Prussia: poor bby never turns on his camera, never unmutes and gets super anxious in breakout rooms. Gilen's grades are usually really good but he hasn't been doing too well lately so his grades haven't been so good either

2p! America:
Only unmutes to insult people, mutes immediately afterworlds. Has *no idea* what's going on. Grades? Doesn't check them so he doesn't have to worry

2p! England: Uses class time to bake, sew and cuddle with his cats yet still somehow pays attention. Doesn't mind online classes all that much and his grades actually improved.

2p! Canada: He is a ghost. On the rare occasion he actually shows up: camera off and always muted. Grades are weirdly pretty good and haven't really changed

2p! China: tries to sell drugs in breakout rooms probably. Literally cannot pay attention ever. Grades are just as shit as ever

2p! Russia: engages in debates with students and teachers "dude shut up we're literally 5 minutes over" "your point?". Camera always off and always unmuted. Grades are immaculate as always