2P Canada: f*** you Megan...
Megan: Awe, thanks it's good to know you CARE!!!
2P Canada: WHY ME???
Megan: BECAUSE YOU WERE THE FIRST PERSON I COULD GRAB THAT DIDNT HAVE A WEAPON WITH THEM, AND MOST LIKELY WOULDN'T TRY TO MURDER ME!!!!
2P Canada: Fine, ok so I just read the riddle?
Megan: YEP~
2P Canada: -Looks at the riddle- Wow, this is the BEST you could come up with...
Megan: SHUT UP!!!!
JUST READ IT OR I'LL BREAK YOUR HOCKY STICK!!!
2P Canada: YOU WOULDN'T
Megan: TRY ME MAPLE BOY!!!
2P Canada: F*** THIS!!!
Megan: I will break it...
2P Canada: FINE!!!
Jeez...
Megan: Now that's more like it~
NOW READ!!!
2P Canada: -mutters under his breath, cussing-
My tail can be long
I can sing you a song
I can form tears in your eyes
My memories can make you cry.
Blank spaces
Filled mind
I'm as old as history
Passed down verbally...
What am I?
Fine, I f***cking did it. Happy now?
Megan: Very~ But you're still not getting you hockey stick back~!
2P Canada: WHAT???!!!
Megan: -giggles, holding his hockey stick-
2P Canada: GIVE IT TO ME YOU LITTLE S***!!!!!
Megan: NOPE!!!
YOU WONT GET IT BACK LIKE THAT!!!
2P Canada: F*** THIS!!!! -chases Megan around- GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW!!!! COME HERE!!!!
Megan: -Is running- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU >.<
Oh, remember. If you can solve this riddle correctly, then you get to pick the next riddle master~ good luck!!!
2P Canada: YOU BETTER HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD LUCK AFTER I BEAT YOUR A***!!!
YOU ARE READING
Riddle me PASTA
FanfictionA collection of Riddles, presented by the 2P Hetalia characters~ See how many you can solve~!
