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So, my friend was talking about how he and his friend we're trying to talk like each other. And then I remembered...

YOU PEOPLE THINK I TALK LIKE THIS

WEll if you did, you were wroooong.

I talk in French

Like, a loooot

And Spanish

And I sing in French more than English.

And I'm kinda like Applejack

I say stuff like;

Y'all, ain't, basically slang.

Oh yeah

I curse

A lot

I mean, a LOT

I don't even care if adults are around.

And, I use weird phrases like

Hit the hay, Jacket killer (Inside joke though), blah blah blah.

Oh yeah

I sing like a freaking 5 year old.

But I love it.

And my voice is weird.

Some days it's so deep I can't even

And other days it sounds like a squirrel.

And

Slang

SLANG

SLAAAAAANG.

I don't even say isn't, you guys, etc.

Turns into ain't, y'all, etc.

Why did I type this...

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