The Invisible Coder (Natasha x OC)

Chapter 4- I try to lift Mjolnir

When she drew back again, I quietly asked, "Have you ever been in a gay relationship before?" 

"First time," she smiled and attacked me with another deep kiss.

I giggled through my inability to breathe. 

"Speaking of first times," she started suggestively, trailing off. "Maybe-"

"Nat? Bryce?" called a name from somewhere down the hall. They sounded an awful lot like Clint Barton. "It's time for the residents-only after-party,"

"We'll be there in a sec," I replied.

"I guess we'll have to wait," Natasha grumbled, sounding slightly annoyed as she roughly grabbed my hand and started dragging me back toward the elevator. "So much for alone time,"

~

"Bet it's a trick," Clint was saying as we walked in. He was twirling around some wooden drumsticks. I wasn't sure how he'd gotten them. In the room with him was Tony, Thor, Bruce, Agent Maria Hill, Rhodes(War Machine), Helen Cho(a scientist of some sort, from what I heard), and Steve.

"No, no, it's much more than that," Thor assured him.

"Whosoever be worthy shall haveth the power," Clint said in a low, mock dramatic voice. He snickered. "Whatever, man, it's a trick!"

"Please," Thor smirked, gesturing towards Mjolnir, which was sitting on the coffee table. "Be my guest,"

Nat sat down next to Ava on the couch, and I sat down on her lap. We watched as Clint stood up and asked incredulously, "Really?"

"Yeah," Thor replied as he stood up, shifting the drumsticks to one hand and making his way over to Mjolnir's handle.

"Clint, you've had a tough week, we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up," Tony said, sitting forward.

"Well, I've seen this before," Clint said, smirking at Thor as he reached for the hammer's handle. He grasped it firmly and pulled.

The hammer did not budge.

After a second of trying, he laughed and sighed, "I don't know how you do it!"

"Do I smell silent judgment?" Tony asked.

"Please," Clint backed up. "Stark, by all means,"

Tony stood and swaggered over to Clint's position. 

"Never one to shrink from an honest challenge," he said, putting his wrist through the loop on the handle's end. He turned to Ava. "Watch your uncle, kid,"

Everyone snickered. Ava flushed a little, laughing with us.

"So... if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?" Tony asked Thor.

"Yes, of course," Thor replied.

"I will be reinstituting prima nocta," Tony announced.

"I'm disowning myself," Ava stated, to which we all laughed. 

"NOT KIDDING! I don't want an uncle like that!" she added.

Tony cast her a playful glare. "I don't doubt that if you weren't adopted that you'd use it to your advantage as well,"

"I'm not even adopted," Ava protested.

"Well, actually, you are," Steve said suddenly.

"What?" she asked.

"You didn't know?" he demanded, shooting Tony an angry look.

"Well, I was going to tell her tonight, but-" Tony tried to argue.