DMS | lashton + malum

walking on watermelons

michaelclifford:
well i just think that we haven't made fun of luke in too long

ashtonirwin:
where did that come from? 😂

michaelclifford:
nvm luke's fine
on the other hand
ashton u are the furthest thing from funny when u use that emoji

ashtonirwin:
you mean this 😂 ?

michaelclifford:
yeah

ashtonirwin:
it's literally an emoji???

lukehemmings:
i agree with michael
you remind me of an old straight mom

michaelclifford:
he might as well be 1

ashtonirwin:
wow
y'all are rude
now i'm gonna be self conscious about the emojis i use

lukehemmings:
aw baby
use your stupid white millenial emojis if you want to 🥺

calumhood:
💀

michaelclifford:
okay, lets change the subject guys

ashtonirwin:
thank you

michaelclifford:

lets talk about this shirt

lukehemmings:
awww my little twink 🥺

ashtonirwin:
okay.. you know what
what's the opposite of right?😃

michaelclifford:
wrong?

ashtonirwin:
no

ashtonirwin left

calumhood:
😂😂

lukehemmings:
not you too??

michaelclifford:
ugh calum i thought u were better than that

calumhood:
ash was right
it's just a fucking emoji

michaelclifford:
ugh ur such a dick sucker

calumhood:
yeah it's been known

lukehemmings:
you suck mikey off once and you think you're all that
not like you been with anyone else

calumhood:
about that

calumhood left

michaelclifford:
???

michaelclifford added calumhood

michaelclifford:
hood explain

calumhood:
its really nothing but i'll tell you in our private chat

michaelclifford:
okayyy 🤨

calumhood left
michaelclifford left

lukehemmings:
well i wanna know

lukehemmings added michaelclifford, calumhood

lukehemmings:
spill

michaelclifford:
u really dont need to know

calumhood:
yea. its not a big deal

lukehemmings:
if it's not a big deal than just tell me

calumhood:
fuck ashton's gonna kill me

lukehemmings:
you sucked ashton off.
when

calumhood:
way before y'all ever got together luke
neither of us would ever hurt you like that

lukehemmings:
hm
michael why do you not care?

michaelclifford:
it was forever ago and clearly it meant nothing
let it go luke

lukehemmings:
calum don't ever speak to ashton again and we're good 😃

calumhood:
can't promise you that
but i will promise to never have sex with your boyfriend again 👍🏽

lukehemmings:
if you do i won't hesitate to cut your nipples off

michaelclifford:
same

calumhood:
ew i'd never fuck ashton again

lukehemmings:
well thats great
but lets drop it, im getting more insecure by the second

michaelclifford:
nothing to be insecure about buddy
ashton loves u and idk how many times ppl need to tell u that

lukehemmings:
i know he does, it's just hard to believe sometimes

calumhood:
same mwmwkd

lukehemmings:
stfu calum i'm still mad at you

calumhood:
and this is why i didn't tell you

michaelclifford:
🍿🍿

calumhood:
how tf am i supposed to make it up to you

lukehemmings:
you can start by never speaking to me again

calumhood:
you play too much

lukehemmings:
funny
i'm not playing

calumhood added ashtonirwin

calumhood:
ash can you tell this mf that me and you are not and will not ever be a thing

ashtonirwin:
isn't that obvious??
where did that even come from

lukehemmings:
calum sucked your dick 😒

ashtonirwin:
uhhh
how do you know that
i totally forgot about that

calumhood:
so if you forgot it means nothing right??

ashtonirwin:
right.

lukehemmings:
you promise?

ashtonirwin:
of course baby.
he wasn't even that good anyway

calumhood:
excuse me ??

ashtonirwin:
😂😂😂