𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - Crackhead (1-7)

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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #01

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Jisoo: Lisayah! I have a question for you

Lisa: Ok, what is it?

Jisoo: If you didn't have feet, would you still wear shoes?

Lisa: I guess no

Jisoo: Then why do you still wear bra?

Lisa: JISOOYAAAAHHH!!!!

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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #02

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Jisoo: Lisayah!!! You ate my chikin!!! Buy me a new one or pay for that!!! Come on, give me money!!!

Lisa: My g-girlfriend took my money

Jisoo: Stop lying!!!

Lisa: W-Where's the lie?

Jisoo: That you have a girlfirend!!!

Lisa: -__-

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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #03

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Lisa: Jisoo unnie! What is the similarities of a poem and a fart?

Jisoo: Hmmm....What?

Lisa: They both came out from po(w)et *giggles*

Jennie: What is the difference between a knife and a gun?🙂

Lisa *gulp*

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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #04

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Lisa: Jisoo unnie! Ano tawag sa unahan ng sasakyan?

Jisoo: Bumper

Lisa: Mali!!!

Jisoo: Hmm... What?

Lisa: Karera😎

Jisoo: -____-

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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #05

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*Lisoo ft. Monkey*

Monkey: ooh ooh ahh ahh

Lisa: ooh ooh ahh ahh

Monkey: ooh ooh ahh ahh

Lisa: ooh ooh ahh ahh

Monkey: Why are you copying me?

Lisa: Why are you copying me? *stop*

Jisoo *shocked: WAHHHH LISAYAH COME ON RUN!!!! *pulls the monkey* THE MONKEY IS TALKING WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Lisa *faced palm: Unnie, I'm here! That's not me, its a monkey!!!

*Jisoo and the monkey looked at each other*

Jisoo:

Monkey:

Jisoo: WAHHHHH ITS TALKING AGAIN LISAYAHHHH!!!!!

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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #06

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Lisa: You know what Jisoo unnie, my friend won a phone on a race

Jisoo *wonder: Wow, really? What kind of race is that?

Lisa: He snatch a phone then he run. The phone owner follow him but he's too fast so he got his new phone now. Do you want to try?

Jisoo: FVCK CRIMINAL!!! -___-

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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #07

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~Lisa sitting on a carpet~

Lisa: *irritated* URGH!!! Go fly now! Yah!!! Why don't you fly?!!!

Jisoo: STUPID!!! It won't fly, tsk!!!

Lisa: Hmm... Why?

Jisoo: Because it doesn't have a gasoline

Lisa: Oh ok, sorry

Chaennie *faced palm*

Rosé: I would rather choose to ride on a horse while wearing a bikini with you hubby than riding with them

Jennie: I would rather ride on you wifey than watching their stupidity

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