Touya: Not until you admit what you did two days ago
Shouto: WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Touya: Sure
Touya: It kind of looks like someone was pulling his hair a little too hard ;)
Fuyumi: TOUYA!
Touya: Whaaaaat? I'm just asking
Shouto: We didn't do anything, just get out right now
Touya: Why do you want me out so bad?
Shouto: Because it's my room
Touya: And I'm your older brother
Shouto: And?
Touya: And what?
Shouto: AND I WANT YOU OUT
Touya: No
Shouto: Yes
Touya: No
Shouto: Yes
Touya: No
Shouto: Yes
Fuyumi: Stop
Touya: No
Shouto: Yes
Fuyumi: You know what, I'm just going to put the both of you on silent
Touya: Yeah sure, ignore the facts, but whose side are you on, Yumi?
Fuyumi: I don't really care... I have work...
Touya: What's so wrong with being late to work?
Shouto: You know, some people actually have jobs, unlike you, TOUYA
Touya: I do have a job
Touya: Clean the hideout
Touya: Recruit new members
Touya: Commit a few murders here and there
Touya: You know, the usual
Fuyumi: Excuse me, but did you just say murder?
Touya: You know, the usual
Natsuo: Uhm, Touya, that's not good
Touya: What do ya expect, I am a villain
Touya: But those people deserved it so
Natsuo:
Touya: Natsuo, I kill for a brighter tomorrow
Shouto: A brighter tomorrow my ass
Touya: You're not allowed to curse at me right now
Shouto: I can do what I want
Touya: You're only 16 or something like that
Shouto: You're only 26
Touya: Yeah, I'm an adult and you're not
Shouto: I'm more responsible than you
Touya: Says the one who was fooling around a few days ago
Shouto: Says the one who fools around whenever his lazy ass feels like it
Touya: Hey hey no need to call me out like that
Touya: It's not my fault that Keigo and I love to have fun together ;)
Shouto: EW I WASN'T EVEN TALKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF FOOLING AROUND
Touya: You weren't?
Touya: Well I was ;)
Shouto: ...
Shouto: Why are you the way that you are?
Touya: You love me ;)
Shouto: I hate you
Shouto: ...
Shouto: Hawks, why did you come through the window?
Keigo: Touya said we're watching Frozen in here, remember? :D
Touya: Mhm, and we'll recreate the scene with some pretty white snow
Shouto: ...
Shouto: THAT WAS DISGUSTING GOD PLEASE STOP
Keigo: Wait... where will we get the snow, Touya?
Touya: Oh don't worry, you know ;)
Keigo: No seriously, where are you hiding the snow?
Touya: You'll see after the movie, I promise
Keigo: Oh okay :D
Shouto: ...why can't you just go somewhere else?
Touya: Last time we were too loud and Crusty Man kicked us out ;)
Keigo: Yeah, apparently I was singing Let it Go too loud :(
Shouto: ...
Shouto: How is this even a conversation I'm having?
Shouto: You know what? Fine. Sleep in my bed... just clean it later...
Touya: I can make no promises
Shouto: Hawks
Keigo: What is it, Shouto?
Shouto: I—
Shouto: Uhm make sure he doesn't do anything he might regret
Keigo: Don't worry, Frozen is family fun for everyone :D
Shouto: ...
Touya: You heard the man ;)
Shouto: Natsuo, tell Fuyumi to tell the old man that I'm not sleeping at home tonight...
Touya: What's wrong? Too scared to hear all the ruckus, Sho-Sho?
Shouto: Don't start with that, please
Keigo: Maybe you should stay and watch Frozen with us instead :D
Shouto: I'D RATHER FUCKING NOT
Shouto: Izuku and his mother will hopefully let me stay over
Touya: Now you're staying at his house ;)
Keigo: Yeah, it's like a sleepover :D
Keigo: Are you guys going to watch Frozen as well?
Shouto: I'm seriously done with this conversation
Shouto: Bye
Natsuo: Wait where do I go?
Natsuo: Shouto—
Natsuo: WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME
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What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)
FanfictionIn which the chaotic energy of the Todoroki siblings drives Enji crazy