The Sorting?

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Previously :

Darcy :" I'M DARCY MIRUKI MALFOY-POTTER, JUNE 13, THE ELDEST DAUGHTER OF HARRY AND DRACO MALFOY-POTTER, FROM THE DIMENSION HARRY POTTER, I'M A BLOOD SUCKING VEELA, I HAVE NOT FOUND MY MATE YET, WHITE VEELA WINGS FROM MY FATHER DRACO MALFOY-POTTER, BUT TURNED BLACK AS SOON AS I JOINED THE TROUBLE TUPLETS TEAM, I'M A SIX YEAR, I JUST CAME HERE TO WATCH OVER MY SIBLINGS, I'VE HAD 7,890 ADVENTURES WITH THESE GIRLS RIGHT HERE, AND I'VE MADE OVER 284 SPELLS OVER THE PAST 3 YEARS AND ITS HAS BEEN VERY HELPFUL FOR ME AND THE OTHERS, PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME!!!! THAT'S ALL!!I'M DONE!!! PLEASE DON'T MURDER MY ASS SŪ!!! "
Draco👑 :"7,890 Adventures?!?!"
Harry👑 :"Pay up Draco"

Now :

Random Student : Are you all done?!
Darcy : Huh?
Random Student : Headmaster we still have classes to attend to!
Dumbledore : Wait a secon-
Milky : Classes? Pfff *Laughs*
Random Student : WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!
Milky : You, obviously *Eye rolls*
Random Student : DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME!! I'M OLDER THAN YOU!!
Milky in a Sarcastic tone : Oh I'm soooo sorry, my upperclassmen. I just laughed because how can you attend your classes... WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING PROFESSORS ARE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW IN THE FRONT OF THE GREAT HALL!!
Darcy : Woah gurl, you need to chill a little
Milky : HOW ABOUT NO-
Darcy : I'll give you three boxes of milk
Milky : Add three coffee ice cream and your have a deal
Darcy : okay *Laughs*
Albus : Now... I'm just going to ask...
Darcy : What is it Al-chan?
Albus : first ; stop calling me that-
Darcy : but why~?
Albus : just please don't, and second...
Darcy : ???
Albus : WHEN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE WE GOING TO GET SORTED?!?!
McGonagall : Right now
Albus : thank god!
McGonagall : Ok first is Albus Malfoy!
Albus : YES!
Sorting Hat : oh am I meeting a Malfoy-Potter early? Let's see where to put you, which house suits you the best? I see a true Slythe-
Sorting Hat : Oh... I see... This one isn't really a Malfoy-Potter hmm?
Harry👑 : What? W-What do you m-mean? Albus is a M-Malfoy-Potter by blood and magic
Sorting Hat : Yes he is a son of a Malfoy and a Potter now, before he was just a son of Mr. Potter and -
Darcy : We know. But that's not any of your business, is it? That is private memory which only the Eldest Malfoy-Potters should know, we would appreciate it very much if you shut your mouth!
Sorting Hat : Oh Feisty are you? You're the Eldest right? How are you the Eldest when your mother and father both had a wi-
Darcy : I am the Eldest because my mother had me when he was 17, at that time, there was a war going on, when my mother told father he was pregnant with his child, they kept it a secret, and when my mother gave birth, which was on June 13, they put me somewhere to keep me safe, they broke up, moved on, got married to some damned bitches, had Albus and Scorpius, they completly forgotten about me-
HMP : WE DIDN'T MEAN TO
DMP : I think she knows that dear
Darcy : -then after a few years, I found out I was a witch but not because I got a Hogwarts letter, no I was 7 when I found out, then after a year, I got a letter from gringotts, telling me I had to go there, I went there, found out I was a Malfoy-Potter, got my early creature inheritance, made a plan to make my parents have a divorce with the bitches they married, turns out they were planning to have a divorce with them when I was going to put my plan in place, few weeks later they found eachother, few months later they started dating again and I told them I was they're long lost daughter, few years later they got married, had my younger siblings, which ended up with us hearing Mother's moans every damned night because SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PUT A SILENCING CHARM ON THE DOOR, And we lived happily ever after, The End
Milky : I thought you said it was private-
Darcy : I don't even care anymore to be honest
Sorting Hat : Ok then
Albus : I've been sitting here for the past 10 Minutes can I get sorted now-
Sorting Hat : do I even need to sort you all? Everyone single one of you is definitely a-
Darcy : A Slytherin

Milky *Snorts* : Like fathers like sons and daughters
Darcy : Says you *Rolls eyes*
Milky : H-HEY!
Akuma : My lord it's time to go to the next dimension
Sū : huh? Oh yeah! Girls time to go
D

raco👑 : Wut? You girls aren't staying here-
Darcy : YEAH LETS GOOOO
Draco👑 : DARCY ANDROMEDA LILY NARCISSA MALFOY-POTTER YOU BETTER COME BACK HERE!! HOW ARE WE GOING TO GO BACK TO THE FUTURE?!?!
Darcy : AL-CHAN AND SCORP-CHAN HAS TIME TURNERS BYE DAD!!!
And The Seventuplets flew away to go to another Adventures

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