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Chaos 2.0

Dreamy:
It's the witching hour

Sapnap:
Shhh
The others are sleeping

George:
We're hunting witches

Skeppy:
Yes
Bitches

Bad:
Geppy! >:I

Skeppy:
Hehe

Wilbur:
Ah yes
The hunting of bitches
We too, are hunting some

Dadza:
I thought you went to sleep

Wilbur:
I woke up and decided to do a ritual

George:
What kinda ritual?

Wilbur:
Summoning a demon

George:
Sounds lovely

Sapnap:
We acquire bitches

Child 1:
I thought George was your bitch

(Child 2 deleted a message)

Child 1:
TUBBO
WHAT THE FUCK

Child 2:
Egg

Child 1:
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN WTF

Dadza:
Oh noooo

Dreamy:
I just realized Techno might be angi when he checks this group

Sapnap:
Then you can calm him down

George:
You are his bitch

Dreamy:
WHHHHHAAAAAAAATT

Skeppy:
Dream is definitely the bottom

Bad:
LANGUAGE

George:
Yessir he is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dreamy:
Says both of you

Sapnap:
I mean
Obviously
George and Skeppy are both true bottoms :)

Bad:
:I why do I still try ('。_。`)

Wilbur:
Poor Bad
Anyway
Back to the topic of bottoms

Dreamy:
Good to know you're on my side too :/

Wilbur:
I agree with everyone's words

Dadza:
I too agree

Child 1:
If Dadza says it's true, it's gotta be true

Child 2:
Rip

Skeppy:
Tip georges adfjile

Dreamy:
I don't
What
..
Bad, translate

Bad:
:I bad Geppy

Skeppy:
:O

Sapnap:
YEEEAAAH PUNISH HIM BAD

You:
.....
What
The absolute
Fuck
Did I just read?
AND WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL UP?

Dreamy:
Uhhhhh
Don't
DON'T WORRY TECHNO

Wilbur:
Don't worry about a thing dear brother :)
Also
I forgot to mention
Father, the children, and I are taking you out tomorrow
Or later I should say

You:
But why
I like it here
At home
In the peace and quiet

Dadza:
It'll be fuuuuuunnn

Child 1:
Also the last time you'll be out there

You:
...
What?
What do you mean?

Child 2:
YOU IDIOT
WHAT THE HELL TOMMY

Skeppy:
Last part of the plan fails

Wilbur:
Welp
Rip to the plans
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Yo yo yooooo
Sorry for the delay :)
I got busy with New Years n shii
Anywayzzz hope you enjoyed this crack chapter! Love chuuuuus!

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