39: Egg

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1:20 AM
The Fam, + Toobo n Dre

Dadza:
Hey Techno, we're here :)

Wilbur:
Yes, we have arrived

Child 1:
I KNOW YOU'RE STILL AWAKE
I SEE YOU
YOU'RE PLAYING MINECRAFT

Child 2:
He might be afk tommy
But
WE'RE HEEEERRRREEEEE

Child 1:
WE'VE COME TO CAUSE CHAOS AND MASS DESTRUCTION

Wilbur:
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
DESTRUCTION

Dadza:
,,,,
CHAOS

Dreamy:
•_•

Dadza:
Hello Dream

Wilbur:
Hello :)
Why are you still up?

Dreamy:
Dw about it :)

Child 1:
....
NO
TELL ME I'M WRONG

Child 2:
SURELY NOT
SURELY NOT

Dreamy:
??

Dadza:
....
Ohh
Guys, don't

Wilbur:
,,,
Why shouldn't we worry about it, Dream?

Dreamy:
"-"
Shhhhh

Child 2:
SURELY NOT

You:
Way to go, Dreamy boy

Child 1:
,,
THE HELL?

Dadza:
Dreamy boy?

Wilbur:
Cute pet name, really :)

Dreamy:
Damn

You:
Whoops

Dreamy:
Yeah

Child 1:
Of all people
YoU HAVE THIS STUPID BASTARD? WHAT THE HELL TECHNOBLADE
And I thought you were cool

Child 2:
Imagine the power behind them
Like if they got married, they would be such a powerful couple

Wilbur:
Why

Dadza:
I'm scared now

Child 1:
,,,
You're not wrong
But
WHY TECHNOBLADE WHY

Dreamy:
Because I'm cool

You:
You're a nerd is what you are

Dreamy:
Damn x2

You:
:)

Dreamy:
:)

Child 1:
EW EW
GET A ROOM

Child 2:
???

Wilbur:
Why
Why must you do this all the fuCKING TIME TOMMY
IS SMILING NOT APPROPRIATE OR SOMETHING?
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)

Child 1:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dadza:
Holy shit
You all really can't be left alone for more than a minute

Dreamy:
We cause chaos and mass destruction every step ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You:
What Dream said

Child 2:
Egg

Dadza:
...
Uh oh
Not again

Child 2:
Mouth
Nom

You:
What

Dadza:
When we got to the hotel, the children were hungry
So I went to the closest market and bought eggs
Tubbo legit said "egg mouth nom" as he ate one

Child 2:
It was a good egg okay

You:
Understandable

Dreamy:
Tubbo moment?

Wilbur:
Tubbo moment

Child 2:
HEY
THAT'S NOT
NO
WAIT
FUCK
Read 2:27 AM

~~

Shit always happens in the early AM
Lmao
Hope you enjoyed! Love youuu!!~

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