Just NCT Things

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Hey guys I'm back with the official first segment of this book, Before we get into too much cheesy stuff or too much smutty stuff, I thought let's keep our first segment a crack one.


Those of you who don't know what " Just NCT Things " means, let me explain you, it's basically jokes segment or incorrect quotes.


PS: Make sure to click the star to see the magic happen.

 Thank you, Enjoy you flight ~

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* Chenle Pushing Jisung against the wall and making him stuck between his hands and smirking *

Chenle: Punish me 

Jisung * Panicking *: Go to the corner of your room. 


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Doyoung: Haechan you have to come with us.

Haechan * Faking a sneeze * : I don't think I can hyung, I'm coming down with something.

Doyoung * With a poker face, fakes a cough * : Oh yeah me too, I think I'm allergic to bullshit, make sure to get ready in 5mintues.


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* Xiaojun trying to move past Ten * 

Xiaojun: Move gege.

Ten: *starts twerking *

Xiaojun: Not like that.

Ten: * Sass mode on * SO NOW YOU WANNA TEACH ME TO TWERK HUH ?!


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* Yuta is unconscious *

Mark: He isn't breathing !

Yuta: *opens his eyes *

Mark: Looks like I have to give him mouth to mouth.

Yuta: * Shuts his eyes tight *


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Kun: When I said try to be more friendly this isn't what I meant!

* Yangyang stirring a coffee *

Yangyang: Oh so now I'm TOO FRIENDLY, it's so difficult to please you!

* Burglar who broke into their dorm *

Burglar: Two cubes of sugar please.

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