Randomness (made purely out of boredom)

Fiend beats up the Clones (Featuring Ahsoka and Natalie)

Fives: Wait wait wait-

Fiend strikes Fives really, really hard in the groin, then kicks him across the room, right into a crate. As he struggles to get up, a teleporter falls on him and he flies out the other end just as Fiend knocks Rex aside

Natalie: HEY UGLY!!

a Thermal Detonator passes Fiend's head. Fiend looks in the direction it came from and sees Natalie, holding her Beskar Katana

Natalie: remember me!? step away from the copied bois!

Fiend walks a few steps towards Natalie and raises his fists, Natalie responding by raising her Katana. in the background, Echo is climbing onto a crate

Echo: oh god, please don't let him see me

a crate then drops between Natalie and Fiend

Natalie: huh!?

Hardcase: YES! I SAVED NATALIE!!! Oh wait. I saved Natalie

Natalie: HARDCASE WHAT THE HELL!?!? YOU'RE MESSING UP MY PLAN WITH ECHO I WAS A DISTRACTION!!

Fiend looks behind him and see's Echo on the crate. Echo loads the SPNKr

Echo: YOU RATTED ME OUT YOU DUMB BITCH!!

Echo then fires, but Fiend dodges. Fiend then grabs a teleporter and throws it at Echo. Echo responds by backing up and firing again

Echo: oh karabast!

the rocket goes through the teleporter, coming out of another one aimed at Echo's position. the rocket lands just under Echo, knocking him towards the first teleporter

Echo: OH KARABAST!!

he comes out on the other side, only to be grabbed by Fiend and kicked over to where Natalie was standing

Natalie: that was epic-

Echo rams into Natalie

Natalie: ARG!

they both fall on the ground. cut to Hardcase

Hardcase: um... can we use turrets or some grenades or something?

Karen: that would be outside the bounds of my standard safety protocols. I cannot do that

Cut back to Rex, Fives, Echo, and Natalie. Fiend is walking towards them. They prepare their weapons, while Fives, who doesn't have one, picks up a cone to defend himself

Fives: whadda we do Rex?

Rex: I don't know. you know that Spartan-II's are too badass for us!

Natalie: well he's never fought me!

Echo: well lets see if you can stand a chance!

Fiend charges at them, disarms Rex, kicks away Natalie and pushes Echo into a teleporter

Echo: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU-

Fiend then aims Rex's DC-17 at Fives, who is still holding his cone, when Echo comes out of the teleporter behind Fives

Echo: UUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Echo rams into Fives, pushing him closer to Fiend. Fiend then kicks Fives in the balls, and pins him to the ground with his foot, aiming Rex's DC-17 at his head

Natalie: FIVES!!

Fives: PLEASE NO!

Fiend pulls the trigger, but nothing gets fired

Rex: damnit Fives! we've run out of ammo!! thats your responsibility!!

Fives: huh, I guess this is the first time my crippling alcoholism has ever saved my-