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nineteen | ❝the apology❞

note: uhm,, so non-british readers might not understand shit @ the end of the chapter but that's what makes it funny ig ,, anyway enjoy ;)

voldemort fucking sucks

y/n: so what were you girlies
talking abt while i was with cho?

y/n: harry seemed a bit stressed
out so i thought it would've been
nice to cool him off ,, sorry ron &
mione </3

mione: it's fine, don't worry
about it y/n

weasel: harry needed to snap out
of his little tantrum at some point
and that rlly did that job

mione: harry's been having
'visions' lately

y/n: omg that's so raven!1!1😍

potter: arthur weasley was
attacked by nagini

y/n: omg that's so fucked
up1!!1!1😳

y/n: is he okay??? i love
that man >:(

weasel: well he's alive ,,
that's all that matters

y/n: ok good,, is there more
shit going on that i wasn't
around for ??

mione: well the interrogations
by umbridge are getting more
intense but i think we all saw
that coming :(

mione: and hagrid has a literal
giant half-brother which was very
new information but whatever

y/n: oh gwarp? he's nice

potter: you know him?

weasel: i mean she's always
in the forbidden forest so it
makes sense lmaoo

weasel: y/n knows all 😳

potter: pfftttt sureee, she
knows 'all' 🙄

y/n: oh em geeee , i made a
mistake but i fixed it,, so can
we just move the fuck on 😀

potter: i'm just being jealous don't
mind me,, dealing with another cool
person who likes your girlfriend is
hard asf but WE MOVE

mione: lmao

y/n: you have nothing to worry
about harry,, cho & i are just good
mates lol

potter: oh em geeee didn't
i say that? and you didn't
believe me 😍

y/n: ur enjoying this aren't
you? me being in the wrong?
petty bitch 💔

potter: it's lit ral lee the only
victory i've had this year

mione: harry love that's sad...

potter: let me have this
moment herman 😁

y/n: i would tease the fuck out
of you but i kinda feel bad so i'll
just be nice & give u attention
or whatever 🙄

weasel: omg so kind

y/n: ikr <3

potter: will u apologise? 🥺

y/n: mmmmm

potter: y/nnnnnnnnnn

y/n: harryyyyyyyyyyyy

weasel: get a roommmmm

mione: yeah, i'm gonna go make
sure no one in the army is being
tortured rn ,, stay safe guys 😀

hermione is offline

y/n: i'm not apologising in
front of ronniekins,, i only
want him to see me strong,
not weak 🥺

weasel: it's okay, take ur
time sis 🥺

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harry<3: y/nnn ;)

y/n: UGH FINE

y/n: harry, my lOve

harry<3: nvm i don't
want it-

y/n: my heart ACHES everyday
we continue like this , IT ACHES

harry<3: make it stOp

y/n: i never meant to hurt
you, my peng ting 😔

harry<3: i'm gonna cry

y/n: my g , my bird , you
absolute stunner with the
the fat bunda 😔

y/n: please forgive me 😔

y/n: do it 🙄

harry<3: you think i have
bundaaaaa 🥺 y/n ilyyyyyy

y/n: yeah i knowww

harry<3: say it back
ug lee >:(

y/n: fiNE

y/n: ily2 harry

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ronnie's dictionary:

• peng - 'hot' 'pretty' 'nice'
"look at that peng ting" = look at that hot (person)

• my g - 'my guy' 'my bro'
"rahh, big up my g" = ayyy/woww , well done my bro

• my bird - 'girlfriend' 'a girl friend'
"look at that peng bird" = look at that hot girl

• stunner - 'beauty' 'gorgeous person'
"you absolute stunner" = you (intensifier) beauty

• bunda - 'big ass'
"that gal's got bunda" = that girl has a big bum☺️

thank you for coming to your lesson in british slang , feel free to use this on your non-british friends 😋

- ronnie , currently finding out over 50% of my readers are from america wow