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❝60k special❞

summary — the rest of the army have a gossip sesh and draco gets roasted by his crew
warnings — you already fucking know + a note @ the schlongbottom 🧍🏾‍♀️

y/n's army

parvati: it's been hours since
they've given us an update guys,
they dead 🧍🏽‍♀️

padma: come on they can all
survive a fall into the ✨ abyss ✨

dean: sure padma,,, 'all' 🤭

dean: one of those people
aren't like the others </3

seamus: are you talking
about nev-

dean: you said it, not me 😁

cho: not the schlongbottom
slander ✋🏻

dean: not me ✋🏾

parvati: azkaban, the three
of you. high school fucking
bullies 🥱

seamus: i apologise </3

padma: use this energy on
the inquisitional squad </3

cho: boo, i hate them </3

dean: i just know blaise is
already doing the bullying
for us 😭

parvati: yeah y/n's been gone
for like a day & draco suddenly
feels like he owns the place lmao

seamus: blaise & y/n are just...
the presidents of draco hate club

cho: i want membership :)

padma: i want membership too

dean: hIgh scHool
fUcking bUlLies 🥱

parvati: oh shush you

cho: i wonder what the slytherin
baes are doing rn...

meanwhile in the inquisitional
squad groupchat...

snakes & ladders

draco: I AM NOT A FAKE
PLATINUM BLOND

blaise: YOU BLEACH YOUR
HAIR EVERY OTHER DAY
STFU

draco: THIS IS NATURAL
YOU WANKER

blaise: poundland budget
charlie puth asf 😩✨

draco: CHAR-

draco: JAISJLQLZHSIWMS
SJAKAKJSHDSMSQJWISKS
HSIAKAKKSNWNSJSJW

blaise: oh no the rich boy
is pressed 😩✨

draco: i am nOt

draco: paint can tell him 😡

pansy: p-

pansy: paint can? again?
are you serious right now?