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*Pym's first day as a healer*

Raider: Maybe you should try being more professional.

Pym: Maybe you should stop being a little bitch! 


The Weeping Monk: I'm not doing too well. I have this headache that comes and goes. 

*Squirrel appears

The Weeping Monk: Oh look, there it is again. 


Uther Pendragon: Hello everyone, today we will be talking about...

Merlin: *mouthing* Building loyalty.

Uther Pendragon: Killing royalty. 


Arthur: We saved our best idea for last.

Kaze: If it's your best idea, why did you leave it for last?

Gawain: Because we didn't know it was our best idea until our other ideas turned out to be terrible. 


Nimue: *Squirrel storms out of their tent* Squirrel, where are you going?

Squirrel: To cross a line. 


Red Paladins: Violence is never the answer. It's the question. And the answer is YES! 


Red Spear: I just ended a ten-year relationship.

Pym: Are you okay?

Red Spear: I'm okay, it wasn't my relationship. 


Father Carden: How stupid do you think I am?

Abbott Wicklow: Do you really want an honest answer to that? 


Lancelot: We have fun, don't we Arthur?

Arthur: I've never been more stressed in my entire life. 


Father Carden: We have your child!

Nimue: What? I don't have a child.

Abbott Wicklow: We have the boy.

Nimue: Oh. Yeah, you don't have him, he has you. Good luck. 

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