Cursed(Netflix) Incorrect Quotes

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Uther Pendragon: I'm so angry right now, I am at a loss for words!

Merlin: *narrating* Despite being at a loss for words, Uther yelled at me for the next half hour. 

Gawain: Excuse me. I lost my friend Squirrel in the crowd, can I make an announcement?

Employee: Of course.

Gawain: *leans into mic* Goodbye, you little shit. 

Abbott Wicklow: I forbid you from taking another step down these stairs.

The Weeping Monk: ... Okay. 

The Weeping Monk: *launches himself out the window* 

Pym: *pats her own shoulder* It's gonna be okay dumb bitch. 

Morgana: Hello, my name's Morgana. And you are...?

Nimue: Questioning my sexuality. 

Arthur: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, and I'm energetic. What's not to like?

Red Spear: ...

Arthur: I just described a dog, didn't I?

Red Spear: Well, yes, but I like dogs, so it's fine. 

Lady Lunete: Be careful, that stove's hot

Uther Pendragon: Oh? You mean this stove? *proceeds to lay hand on said stove*

Lady Lunete: ...

Uther Pendragon: ...

Lady Lunete: Are you happy now? Are you proud of yourself? 

Nimue: Well, has Merlin been wrong before?

Yeva: How wide are we willing to open this up? 

Lancelot: Anyone under 5'8" can't talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you going to do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

Squirrel: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole! 

Morgana: You have to kiss the cutest person in this room.

Nimue: Arthur?

Arthur: *blushes* Yes?

Nimue: Move aside, I need to get to Pym.