Squirrel: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Lancelot: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
Uther Pendragon: So, you started a cult?
Father Carden: "Cult" is rather pejorative. We like to think of it as an "alternative spiritual community."
Uther Pendragon: Nah, you definitely started a cult.
Nimue: *sleepily* What time is it?
Arthur: I don't know, hand me that panpipe.
Arthur: *plays the panpipe*
Gawain: *from a distance* WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING MUSIC AT 2AM?!
Arthur: It's 2am.
The Widow: Merlin, are you okay?
Merlin: *lying face-down in the dirt* I'm having me time.
Morgana: Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to societies heternormative child-centric ideals?
Arthur: Are you really playing the gay card right now!?
Morgana: Yas Queen *snaps*
Merlin: You ever wanna talk about your emotions, Nimue?
Nimue: No.
Uther Pendragon: I do!
Merlin: I know, Uther.
Uther Pendragon: I'm sad.
Merlin: I know, Uther.
Sister Iris: God give me patience.
Morgana: Isn't it "God give me strength"?
Sister Iris: If God gave me strength, everyone would be dead.
Sister Celia: If guardian angels are real, mine's off drinking vodka straight from the bottle and pretending I don't exist.
Squirrel: I failed my safety course today.
Nimue: What happened?
Squirrel: Well, one of the questions was, "in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Nimue: And?
Squirrel: Apparently, "Bloody large ones," wasn't the right answer.
Pym: *reading a fortune cookie* If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Squirrel: *with a mouthful of takeout* Kill two.
Lancelot: What if you're already a killer?
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Cursed(Netflix) Incorrect Quotes
HumorExactly what the title says - Have fun! Spoilers for the show - obviously.
