Cursed(Netflix) Incorrect Quotes

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Father Carden: You better start waving your white flag!

Nimue: The only thing I'm going to be waving around is your decapitated head on a pike in front of your crying mother!

Abbott Wicklow: ... good lord ...

Gawain: Goodnight son.

Squirrel: 'night dad!

Gawain: Goodnight monster under the bed that eats misbehaving children!

Lancelot: *through the walkie talkie under the bed* GOODNIGHT!

Arthur: *trying to flirt* What goes up but never comes down?

Nimue: The amount of stress you bring into my life.

Merlin: Might I make a suggestion you probably won't like?

Uther Pendragon: Do you make any other kind?

Gawain: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Lancelot is strong and mysterious and sort of compact, but well muscled.

Nimue: I am not having sex with Lancelot! But I'm starting to think that you might be!

Pym: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

Red Spear: Through the fourth and fifth ribs.

Squirrel: Can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Nimue: *crouches down*

Lancelot: *kneels down*

Squirrel: ... I hate you both.

Nimue: You know what they say "Go big or go home."

Pym: Please go home. I am begging you, Nimue. For once in your life, please just go home!

Nimue: I'm gonna go big.

Squirrel: I hate the paladins with every inch of my being!

Gawain: That's not a lot of inches.

Nimue: What are you, three?

Lancelot: Yeah, three heads taller than you.

Nimue: ...

Lancelot: ...

Everyone else: ...

Lancelot: Please don't kill me.