Cursed(Netflix) Incorrect Quotes

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Squirrel: I'm here to beat paladins and lose parental figures. And I'm all out of parental figures. 

Borley: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Merlin: The death penalty.

Uther Pendragon: Merlin, it was just a parking ticket.

Merlin: *leans into the mic* Please kill me. 

The Weeping Monk: Father Carden likes to check in with me every once in a while to see if I'm doing okay. 

The Weeping Monk: And if I am, he likes to try and fuck everything up. 

Lady Lunete: Looking back, I have no regrets.

Uther Pendragon: You should. 

Morgana: Bitch.

Arthur: Blocked.

Morgana: Wait, wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something!

Arthur: Unblocked.

Morgana: Bitch. 

Pym: Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd? 

Merlin: Gawain, son of Lot!

Gawain: Merlin, son of... a bitch! 

Sister Iris: *dresses in black from head to toe*

Sister Celia: *laughing* Whose funeral is it?

Sister Iris: I haven't decided yet.

Arthur: Can I have some water?

Gawain: *starts chugging from his water skin* 

Gawain: *chokes from drinking too fast* 

Gawain: *spills water all over himself* 

Gawain: *coughing* I don't have any water. 

Squirrel: Why do you cut your hair like that?

Lancelot: It's not cut, it's ripped out from immense stress.