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by EldritchCovenant

by EldritchCovenant

Nimue: I asked Merlin because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences.

Yeva: Merlin IS a lecture about consequences!

Red Spear: *to Pym* I tried to acknowledge his feelings. It wasn't easy. There were a lot of them.

*earlier that day*

Arthur: I'm just so confused -- are you... are you climbing out the window?

Red Spear: *halfway out the window* ...

Red Spear: *climbing back in* No...

Iris: Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

Merlin: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.

Nimue: No. I want my fucking Sword.

Lancelot: Your existence is confusing.

Squirrel: How so?

Lancelot: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

Arthur: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Morgana: Arthur, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Squirrel: I've grown.

Gawain: Not really.

Squirrel: As a person, dipshit!

The Weeping Monk: *bottles up emotions*

The Weeping Monk: This coping shit's easy.

Arthur: Now it's time for some witty back and forth banter. You go first.

Paladin: *screams incoherently*

Arthur: ... Look, I'm not sure where to go with that.

Uther Pendragon: You read my diary?

Merlin: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.