𝗷𝗮𝘆𝗮 𝗼𝗻𝗲-𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 (𝗼𝗻𝗲 - 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱)

Wisdom Teeth

Here's a funny stupid oneshot because I was watching Ethan and Mark get their wisdom teeth removed lmao

"Come on Nya, you have to go in." Jay said, squeezing her hand and dragging her into the room. "I'm gonna be outside, and I'm getting your parents to take you to their home with me."

Nya gasped. "Wait, my mom and dad are gonna see me high?!" She almost yelled dramatically. Jay giggled. "At least Kai isn't with you." He responded. She rolled her eyes playfully and groaned. "Shh! I'm gonna kill you if you send any videos to him."

"Can't promise that sweetheart." Jay winked. "See ya soon."

~~~

"Was Kai ever hugh once?" Ray laughed, looking at Maya with an amused expression. Jay giggled and nodded, remembering time when he was basically like Nya, being high as hell and alking strangely as if he was drunk.

"Yeah. Kai was spit with the venamari venom once, and he thought Sensei Wu's beard was moving and that Samurai X was Santa." He smirked. "However, cleaning up the floor wasn't very nice to do at three a.m.."

Maya laughed. "I'm sure Kai would've loved to hear all about that." She remarked.

"Oh, he did." Jay smiled.

A doctor walked in. "You can see Nya now. She's very..uh..clingy. And acts like a 5 year old.." He smirked, then walked off to another patient. "Yeah, I'm definitely sending this to Kai. He'll wanna remember it." Ray said. Maya slapped his arm playfully. "Nya will kill you all." She mumbled, standing up and walking off to the room where her daughter was in.

"Mommy!" Nya smiled, reaching her arms out to her said mother and bolting up in the chair. Maya laughed and hugs her gently. "Stay lying down Nya, you've just woken up from having your wisdom teeth removed.

Eventually, her boyfriend and father walked in, too deep in their own conversation to not notice the woman giving her husband a disappointed look. (We all Know that one, the one that my mom does to my dad lmao)

She cleared her throat and pointed to Nya, who had a smile on her face and reached her hand out to clutch Jay's. "JayJay.." She whined. Jay smiled and sat down next to her. "Hey Nya." He greeted, running his hands through her hair softly.

Nya then began to tear up. "Where's Kai?" She whimpered, biting her lip and looking at Jay worriedly. "He's at home Nya." He replied. She squirmed lightly. "I want big brother."

"I know, but you're coming home with us." Maya said, smiling down at her childish little girl. She sat up and made a strange sound of excitement and confusion. She then slumped down again and exhaled shakily. "But I want big brother here." She began to cry.

"I know Nya." Jay said, holding in laughter as he realised how much of a little kid his girlfriend has become. "How long will this last?" He asked.

"2 hours."

"Yes!"

"Oww.." Nya whined. "You' too loud." She pouted. The other three laughed. "I guess we should go home." Maya said.

One the way home, is where somethings got a bit, weird..

Nya was fiddling with her moms hair, while her father and boyfriend talked in the front. She was still very high on the anaesthetic, and didn't really have a clue what she was really saying.

"naneun Cars yeonghwa-eseo Lightning Mceengwa deiteuhago sip-eossda."

(I used to want to date Lightning Mceen from the cars films)

Jay raised a suspicious eyebrow when Ray and Maya had started laughing at what her daughter said, and even Kai on the other side of the phone began to laugh. Whatever she said in Korean was a bit strange indeed.

"What did she say?" Jay asked, smirking. Nya looked confused and sat up to look at Jay. "geuga malhaneun eon-eoneun mueos-ibnikka? ttong soliganabnida."

(What language is he speaking? It sounds shit.)

The older woman couldn't stop laughing. "N-Nya sweetheart don't s-s-say that!" She giggled. Nya pouted and looked away from her mom. Kai translates what he's saying to Jay, who also starts laughing his head off too.

"Dirara obasan ga miemasu ka?" Nya asked, biting her lip and beginning to get antsy.

("Can we see Aunt Dilara?" Yes I have now headcannoned this, and I finally realised that's how they spelt the name in the show also Nya make up your mind what fucking language are you speaking in)

"Kanojo wa ima,-ka ni imasu. Maya?" Ray turned to her wife who was smiling at her very high and (now acting like) six year old daughter. She looked up and nodded. Nya Heard what her father said and squealed, smiling and waiting to get there.

"Jay, please save this call, I'm literally gonna share this to everyone I know." Kai laughed. Nya shot up. "N-No!" She cried. Jay held her hand from in front of her. "Shh Baby it's okay."

"Yatta! Kare wa watashi o ijimemasu!" Nya said. Jay rolled his eyes playfully at the brunette on the other side of the phone.

(Nooo! He's gonna bully me!)

Nya then reached for Jay. "J-Jay!" He cried again. Jay laughed and picked her up. "I'm lucky to have you - especially while you're high." He smiled and kissed her nose gently.

~~~

"Nah fuck this I'm done." Nya mumbled, walking away from Jay and sighing playfully. "If anyone needs me I'm gonna be drilling a hole in my head with those dentist thingies."

Jay held her back. "Noooo!" He mumbled. "I will make sure Kai doesn't tell anyone..don't dieee!!"

Nya laughed and kissed her boyfriend softly. "Just- uh, ignore whatever the hell i said in Japanese and Korean. My parents translated it and now I'm honestly concerned for myself." She blushed. Jay smirked.

"Haha, you were quite a strange one."

Yeah idk either give me ideas please thanks bai