Loki: AAAAAH!!
Loki: MY FAVOURITE STUFFED ANIMAL IS MISSING!!!
Bucky: -_-
Bucky: oh lose the tits and grow a dick
Loki: why does that sound like it could be a song or a album or some shit
Clint: oh wow it does
Sam: " Lose the tits and grow a dick" a album by James Buchanan Barnes
Loki: number one best seller
Bucky: yes
Bucky: I'm amazing
Sam: wouldn't say that but sure
Loki: I WOULD SAY THAT!!
Clint: I WOULD TOO
Bucky: hah
Bucky: I am amazing
Bucky: Sam you dickhead 🙄
Tony: I swear you guys are higher then the roof
Clint: that's a worrying statement
Loki: its probably true tho
Steve: tho?
Bucky: GRANDPA
Steve: your older then me
Bucky: I'm mentally younger
Bucky: smarter with technology and trends
Bucky: and definitely more hotter ;)
Tony: Dang burn
Clint: XDDDD
Steve: You guys are so mean
Loki: BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES YOUUUU!
Clint: GET 👏 THAT 👏 IN 👏 YOUR 👏 HEAD 👏 STEVEN👏
Bucky: Yeah you stupid healthy salad bar 🥗🥙🥦🥬
Tony: ....
Tony: we broccoli
Clint: we lettuce
Loki: ew salad
Tony,Clint,Loki&Bucky: EWW HEALTHYY
Steve: have you guys every eaten salad?
Tony: EEWWWW
Steve: I will take that as a no
Steve: no wonder you guys are insane
Bucky: Oh well fuck you Steve 🙄
Steve: you know you want to ;)
Tony has left the chat
Loki: BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Clint: ayeeeeee
Loki: (づ￣ ³￣)づ ~ ┻━┻
Sam: THE FUCK IS THAT!!
Loki: Magic table flipping
Loki: you don't like it?
Sam: it's weird
Loki: (/ಥ﹏ಥ) /┻━┻
Loki: better?
Sam: still weird
Loki: ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）
Loki: BETTER NOW!!
Sam: what the fuck is happening
Loki: the table is flipping me
Sam: .....
Thor: HOW DO YOU EXPRESS FONDNESS?!?!?
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FanfictionIron man and Spider-Man one shots ( that includes rest of the Avengers) What else is there to say? The first chapters of this book were written a long time ago and are kinda bad btw :D I am overwhelmed at how much love this book has. Thank you guys...
