You lay in bed depressed because of a terrible cold you have :(
Ray- *walks in with soup* Here you go, sweetie.
You- NO! I dont want no soup, I throw up everything...
Ray- Because, you cough to hard, you make it bigger than what it is
You- *coughs and grabs tissue to blow nose* Shut up.
Ray- Here since you dont want anything to eat, I tell you a story to put you asleep :)
You- *shrugs* Ok what ever.
You lay down and Ray lays beside you.
Ray- *pulls a mask out of his pant's pocket and put's it on his face*
You -___- what the hell?
Ray- Shhhh now let me start. *clears throat* Once apon a time, it was a beautiful girl and a sexy mutherucker with two ponytails who started dating
You- *laughs then coughs*
Ray- They met each other at Tommy the- no Rommy the..dog...thing...
You- I dont like this story anymore Ray
Ray- I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get you happy.
You- You don't need to make me happy, I'm already happy
Ray- Why?
You- Cause your laying in my pile of snotty tissue
Ray- TF? *jups up and sees it* Nasty! you ever heard off a GARBAGE CAN!! *runs out*
You lay there laughing and coughing :)