Not So Evil (Igor x OC)

3 - The Real Schadenfreude

In another place Schadenfreude is playing the organ in an ominous tune until the music went to an up tempo music.

ANNOUNCER:

And now your master of disaster, the chief of grief, a man who needs no introduction, but who will brutally torture me if he doesn't get one, Dr. Schadenfreude!

"Thank you, thank you. You're too kind And I'm not. But I want to welcome you all to my annual pre- Evil Science Fair party." Said Schadenfreude. "My girlfriend Jaclyn."

Jaclyn was chuckling while he talked about her. "You know, she may seem like a shallow, conniving wretch... That's all I got. That pretty much sums her up." The audience then started laughing a little. "A toast to the undefeated winner of and the greatest Evil Genius in the world." Jaclyn said, referring to her boyfriend.

The fanfare sounded and Schadenfreude spits his whole drink out. "Bow for the King and Princess!" Said a royal guard. The band then started playing a lively march as the king and his daughter were walking onto the stage.

"The greatest Evil Genius in the world. I remember when people used to call me that. Back when the clouds destroyed our peaceful land of farmers, and my plan to blackmail the world saved us all." Said King Malbert. "Yes, as you've told us all over and over and over." Said Schadenfreude. "Because it's true and being the way father is, he likes to rub it in EVERYONE'S face." Estella answered back.

"Oh look he is going to continue, isn't he a great Poekelmaker?" Estella then said laughing at the end. "Oh yeah. Did you know that years ago, Schoddy's family name was Poekelmacher? His family were pickle-makers!" Said the king. The whole audience was laughing. "So, what's your Evil Invention this year, Doctor, kosher or dill?" The whole audience then started to laugh louder. To no one's eyes except King Malbert, Estella then started to frown a little but then laughed since she had to keep up her evil act. Even if she doesn't want to be. So her father is going to have a word with her later.

TIMESKIP - NOW IN SCHADENFREUDE'S LAB

"I want to shove a pickle right where the sun don't shine," said Schadenfreude. "You mean Malaria, Master?" Asked his Igor.

Schadenfreude then threw something in (Schad) Igor's direction. "No matter how many Evil Science Fairs I win, I always have to bow down to that idiot and brat. I will never get the respect he gets!" Schadenfreude exclaims. "Respect?" Jaclyn asked. "Respect isn't gonna keep me in baby-seal boots." She then kissed her boots while the seal was whimpering. "You just need to keep on winning." Said Jaclyn.

"Well, that is spoken like a true worthless leech, who, by the way still has not helped me steal this year's winning invention." Schadenfreude answered back. "You know, maybe if you were a real scientist, you wouldn't need me to help you cheat every year." Jaclyn then pressed a button that removed the lab to reveal that it was all fake.

Jaclyn the started to snicker and said, "Your whole lab is fake, just like you." "And maybe I should throw you back in the gutter where I found you!" Schadenfreude answered back. "You're one to talk, Dr. Schadenfraude!" Schadenfreude then raised his hand in a motion to slap someone. "You don't have the guts." Schadenfreude then slapped his Igor and Jaclyn gasped. She then also slapped the Igor, then Schadenfreude and so on and Schadenfreude had the last hit.

Schadenfreude then grabbed Jaclyn by the waist and started to kind of dip her a little. Jaclyn then started laughing. "Is Daddy still mad at me?" Jaclyn asked sweetly. "No." Schadenfreude answered. "But you and your friend Heidi still have a little job to do." Schadenfreude said. "Oh, we're trying." Jaclyn answered. "Well, try a little bit harder!" Schadenfreude said, pulling her arm. He then pushed her away from him. "Because this year, I won't stop at just winning the Evil Science Fair. I'm gonna unleash my winning invention on the King's smug little face, and then he'll be the one groveling at my feet!"