tear in my heart

sixteen|| the "operation homogaycer" group chat.

so what exactly is the plan?

rider waited for eging and emperor to text him back. of course, he didn't expect them to text back immediately, considering it was three in the morning. goggles' small snores almost lulled rider to sleep but he stayed up. the smaller boy was asleep on his boyfriend's chest.

egg boy
uh, we didn't get 2 that part yet lol

rider let out a quiet groan. "fucking morons," he whispered.

emperwhore
do we really need a plan? it's pretty simple, we just hook the two up, yes?

it ain't that simple

egg boy
sure it is, we just set them up on a date

emperwhore
and how do you propose we do that?

egg boy
know anyone that's good @ forging stuff?

yeah, blazer's p good

egg boy
gr8, then all we rly have 2 do is get her 2 forge 2 letters saying they want 2 meet the other at some cool n romantic place

emperwhore
that's a plan, i suppose.

but where?

egg boy
that'll be up 2 u lover boy

why me?

emperwhore
you do somewhat seem like the soft and romantic type.

nah nah, don't make me do the choosing

egg boy
pls, just think of a place u would want 2 go if u were a soft lesbean

a cafe then, duh

emperwhore
that kinda makes sense. n-pacer likes tea.

egg boy
but does headphones?

ye she does

egg boy
omg, n gaycer and homophones

homogaycer

emperwhore
i am LEAVING.

egg boy
im sry it was just 2 perfect

emperwhore
why not i leave all of this up to you two? you guys seem to be getting along just fine.

considering,,,

egg boy
yeah, considering

emperwhore
when is this plan being executed?

egg boy
first of all, don't say executed u sound like such a loser. second of all, tmr, the earlier the better

aight, it's like almost 3:30 so i'm hittin the hay

egg boy
more like hittin the gay, amirite