I make horrible chemistry puns. But only periodically.
I entered a ten puns competition to see if I could win. No Pun In Ten Did.
"How good are you at PowerPoint?"
"I Excel at it"
Mummies listen to wrap music.
I was shocked at finding out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
You matter.
Only until you are multiplied by speed of light. Then you energy.
What I If Told you
You read the top line wrong.
A bear with no teeth? Gummy bear!
A dinosaur good with words? Thesaurus.
What does a thesaurus have for breakfast? A synonym roll!
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