Random Puns!

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They say all math puns are horrible. I believe only sum.

I tried to catch some fog but I mist.

When chemists die? They barium!

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

This may be cheesy but I think you're grate.

A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.

Random stuff: Why is daek spelled with k and not c? Because you can't see in dark... Duh

I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day!

Random stuff that came to my mind again: If you ever feel stupid or dumb, just remember that Captain America tried to choke a robot.

Can February March? No, but April may!

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