They say all math puns are horrible. I believe only sum.
I tried to catch some fog but I mist.
When chemists die? They barium!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
This may be cheesy but I think you're grate.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Random stuff: Why is daek spelled with k and not c? Because you can't see in dark... Duh
I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day!
Random stuff that came to my mind again: If you ever feel stupid or dumb, just remember that Captain America tried to choke a robot.
Can February March? No, but April may!
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