Vegetable Puns

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*I feel like I'm slowing turning into a pro at creating puns...duh* * that's why so mnay puns on different topics... Tell me if you'll like them*
*This may contain fruits also*
Lettuce remain quite for now.
I'm feeling a little bit meloncholic that's why.
Just chill bro... It's no fig deal!
I think we should spread happeaness.
I know it's corny but you are amaizeing.
It's getting hot... Take off your cloves.
Did you know I know Carrate?
But I also like to party so I brocc and roll!
It's party so let's celerybrate!
It's time to party! Turn up the beet dj!
It's my birthday! Corn-gratulations to me! Every year i grow a lentil bit wiser and older.
But it's late night so a little bit chilli over here.
Btw, in my awesome outfit last night, they say I looked radishing!

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