Country Puns- America

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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian

Isn't the Grand Canyon just gorges?

MISSOURI asked me to borrow MISSISSIPPIS's NEW JERSEY. I said 'I don't know - ALASKA'. 

Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio? It's between Dayton and Marysville

Hawaii vacationers are here today, gone to Maui.

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